Woman Sues Sports Bar After Getting Stuck in Toilet

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  1. Revmitchell

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    A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke.


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  2. Steven2006

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    She sure hit rock bottom with that tough break.
     
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    I'm sure she would rather have been stuck in traffic.
     
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    It's Walmart's fault!
     
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    Aw commode folks.Look at the material I have to work with.Rbell,where are you when we need you?Don't let the wee hours over there keep you from posting on this most unusual story.
     
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    Kinda gives a new meaning to bathroom breaks, huh?
     
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    To flush or not to flush that is the question. :laugh:
     
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    Not for me !!!

    Flush, please oh please FLUSH!
     
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    Tiny, now I would think you could relate to her predicament after your bowl experience. You guys should form a support group... :laugh:

    You can meet at Walmart... :thumbs:
     
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    You'll get a swirly... :laugh:
     
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    I say blame it on Bush
     
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    This is a sticky subject.
     
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    And I thought 8th graders could milk a hall pass for all it was worth!
     
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    Maybe the bar should sue the woman for her ample derrier breaking their toilet.

    She's the butt of this joke. :laugh:
     
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    The whole suit is suspicious.

    1. What is someone who has had recent hip surgery doing out n a bar?

    2. Why is the manufacturer included in the suit? It appears they are looking for the deepest pockets.
     
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    You know, if I were the bar owner, I would sewer right back.

    (waiting....waiting.....NOW the obligatory rim shot).
     
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    I was secretly hoping noone would bring that up!!! :laugh: I was actually hoping you all would forget....

    A support group huh? Maybe we could call it Americans for bigger bowls...

    nah, that won't work... Willie Nelson will try to join thinking we were a support group for pot... instead of pots!
     
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    I'm flattered! :D

    RELATED STORIES...from our "crack staff" ( :eek: ):
    • Representatives of the sports bar referred to this woman as their "number one" customer.
    • Paramedics found her in good condition, just a bit wiped out.
    • Co-defendants are the United Negro College Fund. They issued a statement: "Waste is a terrible thing to mind."
    • Local pastors in the area are concerned about the incident. Most will be talking about it in Sunday sermons...the text apparently will come from the book of John.
    • Word has it that Ohio State was looking to hire the lady as an assistant coach. The deal fell through, however; they decided the last thing they needed was someone who couldn't hold up during bowl season.
    Rippon, since I had to work on this after hours, I've gotta charge you time and a half. :laugh:
     
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    Willie and friends... :laugh: :wavey: :thumbs:
     
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    No truth to the rumor that her attorney's name is Phil McCracken.
     
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