You could have heard a pin drop.

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  1. mandym

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    JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when
    DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US
    military out of France as soon as possible.

    Rusk responded,
    "Does that include those who are buried here?"

    DeGaulle
    did not respond.

    You
    could have heard a pin drop.







    When in England ,
    at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the
    Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
    'empire building' by George Bush.



    He answered by saying,
    "Over the years, the United States has sent many of
    its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom
    beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for
    in return is enough to bury those that did not
    return."


    You could have heard a pin drop.
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    There was a conference in France
    where a number of international engineers
    were taking part, including French and American. During a break,
    one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you
    heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
    carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he
    intend to do, bomb them?"


    A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three
    hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
    nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
    shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to
    feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
    gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
    dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
    from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships;
    how many does France have?"


    You could have heard a pin drop.
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    A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
    Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French
    Navies At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
    group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
    Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
    French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
    languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that
    we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
    speaking French?"


    Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the
    Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
    have to speak German."

    You could have heard a pin drop.



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    AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...


    Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
    At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport
    in his carry on.


    "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
    sarcastically.


    Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France
    previously.


    "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."


    The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."


    "Impossible.. Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"


    The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
    quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in
    1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen
    to show a passport to."

    You could have heard a pin drop.


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  2. Jim1999

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    Shucks! I picked up that "pin". It was made in China!

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
  3. Gina B

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    I just spewed water all over the place! :laugh:

    You're lucky. I stepped on the blasted thing and broke the silence. :tongue3:
     
  4. Arbo

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    Mandym- Excellent post.
     

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