You know it's time to Log Off the Baptist Board when...

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by LadyEagle, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. LadyEagle

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    Hannity & Colmes are about to say goodbye for the night.

    Both of your cats sit in a hump on the floor in your comfort zone, waiting for supper.

    Everybody else in the house has gone to bed.

    The timer has turned off the light in the room.

    You are so enraged you start to say something bitter or stupid & then delete before posting. :D

    The ball has come out of your Intellimouse and rolled on the floor under your desk (with the room dark by now). :eek:

    The list of things you were going to do after work didn't get done.

    The crushed ice you had in the mug on the desk has now turned to lukewarm water.....
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    It has been several hours between your first post of the night and your last. :eek:

    But you really don't want to log off, cause you might miss the next BIG TOPIC! :D
     
  2. pinoybaptist

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    First two happens to me a lot, but I still seem to be able to log off.

    But, ahh, the third....therein lies the rub.. :D
     
  3. tyndale1946

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    When the power goes out :eek: ... Brother Glen [​IMG]

    [ August 19, 2002, 10:44 PM: Message edited by: tyndale1946 ]
     
  4. Justified

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    When you wake up in the morning with your keyboard imprinted on your forhead. :eek:

    When your wife comes in to you and says, "You know that you're still married and still have 9 children". [​IMG]

    When you get mad, because you have to go to work, and can't get back here for another 9 hours. :mad:

    " W O W ! " Just realized that I have posted over 500 post in just over 1 month! :D

    My wife just told me to go to bed! :(

    "It is always better to stand up for conservatism, then to fall into liberalism" Justified Version ;)
     
  5. C.S. Murphy

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    500 in a month that is awesome, are you married? were you married last month? Just kidding
    Murph
     
  6. pinoybaptist

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    500 posts in 30-some days ? in 720-some hours ?

    Take it easy on the caffeine, bro !! :D
     
  7. Justified

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    It's all in the Coke! :D

    Murph,

    25 years of marriage and 9 children here, and 3 in heaven! :eek:

    Boy, I hope Josh and Post don't see this, or we will have another ? about my 3 in Heaven! :rolleyes: [​IMG]

    "It is always better to stand up for conservatism, then to fall into liberalism" Justified Version ;)
     
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    Murph, pinoy,
    Yes, it is something. 500 in one month. :D :mad: :D He's going back to work and I think he' going to miss you guys more than me!!!
    I know it's time to log off when your kids say to you that they weren't sure if it was their mom who was really acting like dad when they got up and found me on the BB. Then, I had to do some role-playing when it was me crawling into bed and a dreadful question was thown at me: What time is it? Can't lie. Can't pretend I'm asleep. Can't act as if I just went to the bathroom. Ugh!!! (And you know what I'm saying ;) )
     
  9. Bible Believing Bill

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    When you look at your browser history and see you havn't visited a site except for the BB in over a month!

    Bill
     
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    Before the clock strikes midnight, for we do not want to have our computers turn into a pumpkin now, do we?! [​IMG]
     
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    Justified said:
    Stay on the computer I thought "eight was enough" but nine?... Brother Glen :eek:
     
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    It's very late you have been on the BB for hours... You click on a website and staring you in the face is a picture of a four poster bed... Sweet dreams!... Brother Glen [​IMG]
     
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    You realize you have worked 8 hours and haven't done anything but post on BB.
     
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    ...you have moss growing off your shoulders. :D

    ...you are completely wrapped-up in spiderwebs. :rolleyes:

    ...you hear the night-frogs outside in harmony, repeating, "BB..BB..BB..BB.." [​IMG]

    ...you realize it's two days later than you thought it was! :eek:

    ...your family has to send you an email to say "let me call you". ;)
     
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    When you realize that the time you spent arguing over translations, you could have read the Bible 7 times over.
     
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    When your back gets so stiff you can't staighten up and your wrist seems to be in a locked position over the keys :eek:

    Susan
     
  17. Kathy

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    ...when family portraits show only the back of your head and a computer chair...LoL

    Kathy
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    ...you know the names of the regulars better than the names of your own children.

    ...you find yourself typing responses on the sheets during your dreams at night.

    ...you look for more one-dish meals you can serve the family so you can get back to the computer faster.

    ...you start having withdrawal symptoms of nervousness and irritability if you are away from the computer for more than an hour.

    ...you pass up a good many topics because they were already discussed -- last year...

    ...you think Barnabas might be your father.
     
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    [email protected] Love the last one!

    Bro. Adam
     
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    You've posted three posts in a row because you are the only one left awake.
     

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