You Know You're a Missionary If...

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  1. John of Japan

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    You sometimes forget which side of the road you are supposed to drive on. :eek:
     
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    When you stub your toe, your "ouch" is sometimes in another language.
     
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    You're more familiar with the names of sumo wrestlers than American football stars.
    [​IMG]
     
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    I only do that now if I am back in the US
     
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    Or Irish ruggers
     
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    When you make a trip to the States, come home, and have to think about which English words to use.
     
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    I scared the wits out of Mom one time right after we got back on furlough! :eek:
     
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    When you can witness for Christ to anyone anywhere in any country--but your homeland, where people seem too strange.
     
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    When you are driving the US Interstate and you think it is the German autobahn which has no speed limit.:BangHead:
     
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    When you can't get any of your favorite foods in the homeland! [​IMG]
     
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    When you think football is played with a round ball. [​IMG]
     
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    Yes,,Soccer is the name of a football club in England. Footie is always played with a round ball and you don't hit the ball with hands,lol

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
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    You still know you're a missionary to Japan even if someone on furlough says, "So, how are them Chinese?" [​IMG]
     
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    'My great uncle is Irish....'
     
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    When you really, really, really want a proper cuppa but just can't get it in the States :-(
     
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    Moderator warning:

    The topic of this thread is not the need for 'home' or 'foreign' missions. Those posts are off topic and have been deleted. Any further ones will also be deleted.
     
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    You know you are a missionary in Ireland when it REALLY gets your goat when people refer to you as living in the UK :)
     
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    Roger, is there still a strong differentation between Ireland and Northern Island? At one time it was quite a bitter difference.

    Cheers,

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    Still separate countries, but the border crossings are gone. You travel 120km an hour on the M1/A1 as you cross the border.
     
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    You know you are a missionary when travelling in the US a mile seems like FOREVER compared to a kilometre.
     

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