You Know You're A Northerner When...

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  1. Palatka51

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    ~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter
    ~ you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
    ~ you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
    ~ driving in winter is better, because all the potholes get filled with snow
    ~ you feel warm and toasty at minus 26
    ~ you find minus 40 a mite chilly
    ~ the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
    ~ somewhere in the area is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it
    ~ you thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary
    ~ men think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown with only eight buttons
    ~ your dog wears boots too
    ~ the mayor greets you on the street by your first name
    ~ if you don't go out for lunch you miss the sunrise and sunset
    ~ moose leave poopsicles around for the dogs
    ~ there is a sign outside of McDonalds that says: "Park dog teams in back"
    ~ if the school district had snow days, no one would ever have to go to school
    ~ you live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground
    ~ you think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday
    ~ you know which leaves make good toilet paper

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    It is too difficult!!!

    Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.

    A big crowd gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants. The race began but no one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. You heard statements such as:

    "Oh, WAY too difficult!!"
    "They will NEVER make it to the top."
    "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

    The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one, except for those who, in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher.

    The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"

    More tiny frogs got tired and gave up. But one continued higher and higher and higher. He just wouldn't give up!

    At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!

    All of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it. A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal.

    It turned out that the winner was deaf.

    [forwarded by JR]

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    If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

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