You May Be A Farmer If...

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  1. Palatka51

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    ~ An overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.

    ~ You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.

    ~ You sometimes rinse off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife lets you in the house.

    ~ You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.

    ~ You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.

    ~ You remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, and yields for 10 years back, but not your kid's birthdays.

    ~ You drive off the road while examining your neighbor's crops.

    ~ You borrow gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

    ~ You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.

    ~ You have used a tractor front-end loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.

    ~ When you drive your truck, everybody waves at you.

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  2. padredurand

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    A parts trip to Ontario is an international vacation!!

    You forgot a church going hat, a school going hat, a hunting hat, a fishing hat, a take the wife out for ice cream hat....

    Sometime?

    Why would you?

    ...and to keep the door shut on the truck not to mention the tailgate, glove box door and a loop or two to keep the hood from flying up.

    Not much on crops but I won't let that keep me from forgetting the kid's birthdays.

    ... and his truck, his lagoon pump, two new heifers and the flat tire on his Gator!

    They put gravel on your county roads?

    and not necessarily at the same time

    Use it to cart deer out of the woods, too. I have pictures but didn't want to offend the womenfolk.

    Sometimes you just get the nod - I see ya! :wavey:
     
  3. BigBossman

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    It sounds almost like Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" Of course my favorite was "If you have ever shown your belt buckle as a form of ID you might be a redneck".
     
  4. Gwyneth

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    Seems my husband is (ALMOST) a farmer :laugh: :laugh:
     
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  5. Palatka51

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    Thanks for the embellishments PD, that is just out right funny!!!!
     

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