Got these from the Focus on the Family pastoral ministry email, thought they were good enough to share. Anyone have others they might want to add? ... you find yourself counting heads at a sporting event. ... you would rather talk to people with every eye closed and every head bowed. ... you had a dream that while you were speaking no one was listening, and then you realized it wasn’t a dream. ... you have a difficult time explaining to your kids just exactly what a pastor does. ... you're leading the church into the 21st century, but you don't know what you're preaching on Sunday. ... you've ever wanted to "lay hands" around a deacon's neck.