You might be at a Cowboy Church if ...

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  1. rdwhite

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    If your cutting horse has more formal training than your pastor, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If there are more spit cups in the trash than coffee cups, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If the bucking machine was the most popular event at your VBS, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If the playground has several roping dummies, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If you get slapped in the face with a rope as you are walking through the parking lot, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If "Happy Trails" is sung at the end of the service, you might be at a Cowboy Church.
     
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  2. PJ

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    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  3. Carolina Baptist

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    About 3 miles from here there is a bull riding arena. On Monday evening a local pastor holds church services there. They call it "Cowboy Church". They would get a kick out of these. :thumbs:
     
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    I know someone who got saved at Cowboy Church.
     
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    Where did anyone get the idea that Cowboy church pastors have no formal training.
     
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    I guess Revmitchell did not think that it was funny. ;)
     
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    Cowboy Church Bus.

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