You must be a Baptist if:

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  1. Salty

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    if you believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to Heaven with you! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. dianetavegia

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    You can sing every verse to 'Just As I Am' without even looking at the hymnal.
     
  3. Roy

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    you are posting in this forum.
     
  4. Ed Edwards

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    You waste all your yearly annual leave
    on RAIN DAYS just to avoid getting sprinkled
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  5. dianetavegia

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    If Lottie Moon is a name used a lot in your church this time of the year.
     
  6. Ed Edwards

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    If thought Lottie was a member of my church ;)
     
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    You must be a Baptist if you try to figure out what you can use as a substitute for 'wine' in gormet recipes!
     
  8. Major B

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    If your Bible is red but not read.

    If you know the difference between a demon and a deacon (if you resist the devil, he will flee, if you resist a deacon, he'll cut your throat).
     
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    You must be a Baptist if you are on the committee to form a committee to study a committee on committees.
     
  10. Major B

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    You must be a Baptist if there is a fight for the back row of pews.
     
  11. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    You must be a Baptist if you disagree with the person on your right AND left on the pew. And one of them is your wife :D [​IMG]
     
  12. Rick Sr.

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    You must be a Baptist... if you constantly have chicken grease on your hands!?!
    Rick Sr. [​IMG]
     
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    You must be a Baptist if your church draws a "crowd" rather than a congregation. [​IMG]
     
  14. Ed Edwards

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    Five out of four members of your congegration
    have major problems with fractions [​IMG]
     
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    You must be a Baptist if you believe that you cannot do things differently, because it has never been done this way before.... :eek:
     
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    You must be a Baptist if the phrase "the church I used to go to" often comes up in conversation :D [​IMG]
     
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    ...if you are never wrong, it is just that sometimes you are less right than you thought you were. :D
     
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    ...when you yell "amen" at a Town Meeting [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  19. I Am Blessed 24

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    ...when you call the mailman "Brother" and you don't even know him!
     
  20. Salty

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    ...When you hug several ladies and your wife does not even mind [​IMG] :rolleyes:
     

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