Terrorist Groups Identified in Local Churches...

Terrorist Groups Infiltrate Local Churches


The latest news reports that five terrorist cell groups have been found operating in many of our churches, throughout the United States. No city is immune. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin', Bin Arguin', Bin Fightin', Bin Complainin', and Bin Missin'.

The Director of Homeland Security has identified the leader of this new terror threat as:Osama Bin Lucifer. Lucifer, and his minions have trained these groups to destroy the entire Body of Christ.

Their plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

Homeland Security Chief, General Truth also reported that as recently as last year, there have been reports of a sixth group; a splinter group known only by their code name: Bin Prayin. "In fact." says Truth, "this tiny cell is currently, the only effective counter terrorism element that has been proved effective in stopping these terror groups from tearing down the church.

Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin' team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Like Jesus commanded His followers to do, some 2,000 years ago, this anti-terrorist group has set their mission up to be like a "beacon of the hill, with a light that is NOT hid under a basket."

"Bin Prayin' reportedly does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ," Truth says. "And, unlike the terrorist groups, Bin Prayin' refuses to 'kill and bury' the already wounded, a practice of the church when under attack." Truth added that, " Since we stumbled upon the Bin Prayin' group, quite accidentally," he added, "we've noticed that the Bin Prayin' group has developed, from the Bible, and initiated the characteristics of positive witnessing and leadership in each group they send out to fight the terrorists. This group is planting hundreds of anti-terror churches each month. General Truth told us that these fast growing Bin Prayin' groups of the new Jesus movement are adopting names for their ministries such as: Bin Watchin', Bin Waitin', Bin Fastin', and Bin Longin' for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

Truth concluded this telephone interview by pointedly asking us "Which cell group we'd like to participate with?"

Because no church is exempt from these negative terrorist groups Truth said that "should you personally spot one of these terror groups out to strike the fatal blow to your church, you should not hesitate to drop to your knees, join hands and heart, and start praying with Bin Prayin'!"

Because there is so little time remaining in this war with terror, it is time that all anti-terror individuals and groups get busy, cuz our country and church needs our most fervent prayers. Truth closed his National terrorist press conference by defining "fervent prayers as not just praying in church on Sunday morning. If we are going to win this war, it has to be done through goin' to church to pray. The only kind of prayer that will defeat the current terror onslaught against the church of Jesus Christ is the kind of prayer that is without end, and packed from end-to-end, each and every day of the week.

Reported by: Bin Lookin' and Bin Prayin' from Front Line Ministries:type:

 

Thanks Amy....I don't always get positive comments, and while I can't take full credit for this post, I will confess that it came to me via another on-line friend [who didn't care if I cleaned it up]. It was rather shabby, and needed lots of help [editing]. So I got out my pencil and eraser and did a lot of creative work to make it read like you now see it.:type:

Shalom to you my sister, and may our Lord and Savior keep you strong and supplied with the kind of wisdom needed to live in today's, decidedly wicked/evil world.