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Olympic games we don't want to see?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by convicted1, Aug 10, 2012.

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  1. convicted1

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    The other day, I was watching a few minutes of the gold metal ping-pong match between China and Korea. I was amazed that ping-pong is an olympic event. I really enjoy playing it, but watching it, is kinda akin to watching paint dry.

    So, what are some things you wouldn't want seen as an olympic event?

    I'll go first:

    Competitive kniting......
     
    #1 convicted1, Aug 10, 2012
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    Speed toenail trimming?
    TSA friskings?
     
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    That ridiculous artistic water thing where you only see the competitors legs!

    Wanganui is preparing for the Masters Games in 2013. Events include swimming,running, playing euchre etc.:laugh:
     
    #3 Melanie, Aug 10, 2012
  4. convicted1

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    snot put

    do I need to explain?
     
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    Crap shooting


    Just like skeet shooting, but instead of shooting at skeets, you shoot at.......You fill in the blank......:laugh: :D
     
    #5 convicted1, Aug 13, 2012
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    Mud wrestling
    Thumb wrestling
    Golf
    Mini Golf
    Bumper cars
    Gladiator fighting
    Gymnasties
    Speed Reading
    Checkers
    Cow milking (they have that at the Maine Farm Days)
    Sleep-walk racing
    Sleep-walk interpretive dance.
    :BangHead::tonofbricks:
     
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    Competitive foreign country take-overs (superpower division)

    My three o'clock didn't show up, I've got nothing better to do. :laugh:
     
    #7 thisnumbersdisconnected, Mar 19, 2014
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    Inner Palpation on Cows and Horses
     
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    Hoola-hoops

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    Gargling

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    Contortionist

    [​IMG]

    Thanks to Russian team for photos
     
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    Knife throwing with (conservative) human targets
     
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    Unibrow plucking
     
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    walnut crushing

    Check it out!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH2FLInTTFA

    I imagine some of us would be pretty good at this given the quality/content of some of the posts here. :BangHead::BangHead::BangHead:
     
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    Distance vomiting.
     
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    Toenail spitting contest
     
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    Professional muckraking (Using freshly "delivered" muck)
    Is that the modern sports, using clippers, or the ancient bite-it-off-yourself rules? (yuck)
     
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    TV channel surfing
    A) speed
    B) longivity
     
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    Nose-hair clipping
    Ear wax sculpturing.
     
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    Snot flicking.
     
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    pancake curling
     
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    Team "Find the missing aircraft," terrorist division.
     
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