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  1. Protestant

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    “A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances."

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    Do you believe the Pope to be the Vicar of Christ, the universal Pastor with supreme universal power over the whole Christian Church, endued with the power to change bread into God, to offer countless bloodless sacrifices which propitiate the Father, which do not trample underfoot the Son of God, and do not profane the blood of the covenant by which he was sanctified, and do not outrage the Spirit of grace?

    If so, you’ve been Catfished!

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    Do believe God encourages prayers to Mary?

    Do you believe Mary hears and answers those prayers?

    Do you believe Mary prays for you at the hour of your death?

    Do you believe God is delighted with the innumerable graven images set up for the worship of Mary?

    Do you believe the alleged Marian ‘miracles,’ such as her statues which ‘weep,’ and the many unsubstantiated ‘healings’ proclaimed by the Catholic Church?

    Do you believe Mary to be sinless?

    Do you believe Mary to be a perpetual virgin?

    Do you believe Mary’s body and soul was ‘assumed’ into Heaven and did not undergo decay?

    Do you believe Mary holds a higher place in the eyes of Christ than those who do the will of the Father?

    Do you believe Mary has returned to Earth multiple times throughout world history, delivering messages which are not in direct contradiction with God’s Word?

    Do you believe it simply coincidence that those to whom she appeared are both ignorant, illiterate, superstitious children and peasants, or the uber-religious who have no biblical knowledge whatsoever?

    Do you believe Mary to be Mediatrix, an effectual intercessor between man and Christ?

    Do you believe it is possible to believe these things and still be considered a Christian?

    If so, you’ve been Catfished!

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  3. Gerhard Ebersoehn

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    God be with you and keep you and protect you from evil because you'll need his love and care. In Jesus' Name
     
  4. utilyan

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    As a Catholic I can declare Jesus Christ is Lord and him alone we worship. That Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God.

    If any of you guys can get "protestant" to do the same, I would be impressed. Like trying to squeeze blood out a turnip.

    I ask a simple questions like:
    When a man sins is he doing what God wanted and desired him to do? Yes or No.


    1 john 4
    2By this you know the Spirit of God: every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God; 3and every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God; this is the spirit of the antichrist, of which you have heard that it is coming, and now it is already in the world.


    Jesus Christ is Lord. PRAISE JESUS CHRIST.

    King of Kings.

    I think the more I praise Jesus Christ, the angrier he gets.
     
  5. Gerhard Ebersoehn

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    Sometimes you can talk a lot of nonsense, you know.
     
  6. utilyan

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    I think you love Jesus, I wasn't talking about you Gerhard.:D

    But ask your buddy:
    When a man sins is he doing what God wanted and desired him to do? Yes or No.
     
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    Do you believe the Roman Catholic Church is one, holy, catholic and apostolic?

    Do you believe it a mere trifling matter that she has murdered millions of professing Christians over the centuries?

    Do you believe it a mere trifling matter that her priesthood has tortured, raped and sodomized the children of her congregants for centuries?

    Do you believe it a mere trifling matter that she fulfills the prophecies of Mystery Babylon the Great, the Mother of all Harlots and Abominations of the Earth?

    If so, you’ve been Catfished!
     
  8. utilyan

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    Millions? More like BILLIONS.

    There was a time 100% of all Christian murders were Catholic. 100% of all Christian priest who did evil were Catholic. Where Catholics have killed billions.

    Why? Because they were the ONLY Christians around!


    Can you name one Baptist or Lutheran or Calvinist that lived in the year lets say.....700ad?


    The Jews of Jesus time the faith Jesus belonged to......had temple boy-prostitutes, They even mention in bible particularly. Jesus' religion did horrible things, Even one of his own killed him and the rest abandoned him.

    We don't hear cries from Jesus calling the Pharisees or Sadducees, a false faith to be left. Instead he points out the problem being they don't practice what they preach.

    He even states DO WHAT THEY SAY:
    Matthew 23
    3therefore all that they tell you, do and observe, but do not do according to their deeds; for they say things and do not do them.

    Would you tell a Jew.....do what the Jewish faith tells you to do? Christ did.

    Would you even preach about the GOOD SAMARITAN rather then a DAMNED SAMARITAN, EVIL SAMARITAN or the BAD SAMARITAN?


    You must have never read a bible before....... Because through the whole thing the source of all problems are the very people God helps.



    Mark 2

    17And hearing this, Jesus said to them, “It is not those who are healthy who need a physician, but those who are sick; I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”



    Protestant, I'd sure like to hear the name of your church with sinless saints and all. That way I can be sure of where NOT TO GO.:Biggrin



    Matthew 10

    24“A disciple is not above his teacher, nor a slave above his master. 25“It is enough for the disciple that he become like his teacher, and the slave like his master. If they have called the head of the house Beelzebul, how much more will they malign the members of his household!


    ^ according to Jesus they call him a prince of Devils, His true will be called WORST.

    Know what I call Baptists? Cute.

    Sda? funny.

    Calvinist? so humble.

    Mormons? Nice people.

    Catholics? Whore of Babylon, Lead by the Devil himself, Hellbound source of all that is evil, The Mother of Harlots, The Army of Darkness.:Devilish



    Who fits the bill? Who was Jesus talking about?:eek:
     
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    1. Yes. The Catholic Church is one, holy, catholic (as in universal) and apostolic.

    2.Christians have been killing Christians mostly since Luther's day. Non - orthodox Christians have killed their share of orthodox Christians. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, shall we?

    3. No. The abuse of children is abominable and not a trifling matter in the Catholic Church. Such a thing also happens on a regular basis amongst Protestants. Once again we go back to letting he who is without sin cast the first stone.

    4. Only in your error filled interpretation does the Catholic Church fulfill this particular prophecy.
     
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    Yes. Novatianists, Donatists and Montanists.
     
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    Your memory is short... too short. Roman Catholics THIS day murder Christian because they are really Christian. The whole world of billions of Roman Catholics can't wait for the day they can MURDER the last surviving Protestants on the face of the earth, the few who mainly are left over in America.

    The world is seeing the beginning of that homicide happening already wherever the harlot mother has delegated her harlot daughter, Islam, to start the clean-up job of Protestants for her, while her Snow White daughters in other places, especially in South America, are having a hell of bloody party. The north Americans I understand now want to build a wall to keep out the hysterical party breakers and their noise.
     
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    Ut said: “There was a time 100% of all Christian murders were Catholic. 100% of all Christian priest who did evil were Catholic. Where Catholics have killed billions.

    Why? Because they were the ONLY Christians around!”
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    Herein lies the problem, Ut.

    Catholics are not Christians.

    True, they profess to be Christians.

    However, by testing their spirits (1 John 4:1) and by inspecting their fruits (Matthew 7:15-20), we easily discover their Christian profession is devoid of Holy Spirit possession.

    Thus, the profession of your Church is a lie.

    You admit Catholics have killed billions.

    By so doing, you admit your Church has Satan, a liar and a murderer, as its Father.

    You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies (John 8:44 ESV).

    Satan, the Father of your Church, has appointed the Pope of Rome as ‘Holy Father’ to be his surrogate, to deliver his deluded congregation into evil, by the authority of the Dragon (Rev. 13:4).

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    Satan’s surrogate, the unholy Father, lifts up this false goddess in admiration of her demonic spirits, while laughing in the face of the true God with whom He will one day have a brutal reckoning.
     
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    Adonia, you are full of bolognia.
     
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    I can say Jesus Christ is Lord. We worship none other then Jesus. That Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God.

    Something you have a problem declaring yourself. why is that?

    Scripture says:

    1 john 4
    2This is how you can recognize the Spirit of God: Every spirit that acknowledges that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, 3but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world.


    When I challenge is not the command of God his Desire and Want? You deny it.

    I can say with a glad heart, What God commands is what he wants and desires.

    Let me hear you say Jesus Christ is Lord. Let me hear you say Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God.
     
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    Ut said, "I can say with a glad heart, What God commands is what he wants and desires."

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    Is this what God commands, wants and desires?
     
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    Jesus Christ is LORD.

    That is Jesus Christ in the arms of his mother. There is no evil there.

    Scripture says:


    1 john 4
    2This is how you can recognize the Spirit of God: Every spirit that acknowledges that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, 3but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world.
    I can say Jesus Christ is Lord. We worship none other then Jesus. That Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God.

    Something you have a problem declaring yourself. why is that?

    Let me hear you say Jesus Christ is Lord. Let me hear you say Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God.

    1 Corinthians 12
    3Therefore I make known to you that no one speaking by the Spirit of God says, “Jesus is accursed”; and no one can say, “Jesus is Lord,” except by the Holy Spirit.


    I demand that you speak "JESUS IS LORD".

    That Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God.
     
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    As are you who follows the heretical teachings of mere men - people of the past who thought and people of today who think they know better than the established Church.
     
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    I follow scripture's method of testing the spirit whether his intention is noble or not quite easily explained:

    1 john 4
    2This is how you can recognize the Spirit of God: Every spirit that acknowledges that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, 3but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world.

    1 Corinthians 12
    3Therefore I make known to you that no one speaking by the Spirit of God says, “Jesus is accursed”; and no one can say, “Jesus is Lord,” except by the Holy Spirit.


    Jesus Christ is Lord. Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God.

    Isn't it strange the guy accusing us of worshipping other things can't declare Jesus Christ is Lord?

    One should be able to proudly state Jesus Christ is Lord, with Joy even.

    Why won't "protestant" say this? Who is the real catfish here? How long I got to wait?
     
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    Correction. That is a graven image purporting to be the Lord Jesus in the arms of His mother. 'They have mouths but they do not speak; eyes they have but they do not see; they have ears but they do not hear; nor is there any breath in their mouths. Those who make them are like them; so is everyone who trusts in them' (Psalm 135:16-18).

    Now read Exodus 32:3-5. The golden calf was supposed to be an image of the LORD, Yahweh. It does not matter whether the image is alleged to be an image of God, Jesus, Mary or anyone else: it is still idolatry.

    'Take careful heed to yourselves, for you saw no form when the LORD spoke to you at Horeb out of the midst of the fire, lest you act corruptly and make for yourselves a carved image in the form of any figure; the likeness of male or female, the likeness of any animal that is on the earth or the likeness of any winged bird that flies in the air, the likeness of anything that creeps on the ground or the likeness of any fish that is in the water beneath the earth.......' (Deuteronomy 4:15-18).
     
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    That is speaking against idolatry. Not all images. If you want the broad sense of all image your already breaking the rule being on the internet.

    God commanded Moses to carve the HOLY IMAGES of Cherubim Angelic creatures same goes for Rod with 2 snakes which everyone looked on to be saved from poison.

    At the broadest sense of the word you have graven images.....The images of Jesus and God on your computer, From movies and television and picture. Your bathroom stick figures. No photographs of ANYONE. A photo of dead family member just as good as a statue.

    No Jesus Movies for you. Every Actor is the statue and he is the material.

    At the Broadest sense I can accuse EVERYTHING of being a graven image of God. If you have a rock in your front lawn....... That is God almighty's image. If you have a cake.....That's the face of Jesus Christ.

    The take on this law from some folks is so stupid I thank God for it, so I know who the stupid ones are.

    THE FACE OF JESUS!:eek:
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    Now you can argue well that doesn't look like Jesus, Neither did the "golden calf" like you argued was to be Yaweh.

    Your house looks like Jehovah! just like the ark with Jehovah on it.......I demand you burn your house down.

    The argument is beyond stupid.
     
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