Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

never mind. Comedy isn't my thing.

peace to youraying:

 

I may not get there with you but I want you to know we as chickens will get to the other side...

And when we get to the other side... All God's chickens, fried chickens and baked chickens, stuffed chickens and jerk chicken, raw chicken and stewed chicken will be able to sing the words of the old spiritual, "free at last, free at last, thank God all mighty we're free at last..."

Sorry Roger, I've been wanting to say that all day...

 

No you misunderstand. If the chickens that want to cross the road for all the "free" stuff would only work and pay some taxes no one would need to cross the road.

 

Then there would be no welfare chickens.... We need welfare chickens...

 

1) You callin' King David an OT liberal, boy? :BangHead:

2) Columbus, being the Italian that he was [d/b/a "C. Columbo"], of course, couldn't have understood a word of the KJV 1492 edition that he had aboard the Santa Maria (Spanish/Italian for Saint Mary [Maybe she was the one--being the Holy Mother of God that the Pope said she was--who authorized including the apocrytha in the subsequent AD 1611 edition.]).

Nor could his crew of Spanish released-death-row-prison inmates [Released only on the condition that they serve as C. Columbo's crew, mind you.] have done much better, seeing how most all of them couldn't even read or write Spanish, much less the Italian in which their Captain Columbo was spouting out orders. (How DO you say "Port, youse guys!!....No, no, no!! I mean 'Starboard, youse guys'....No, no, no...Not that Starboard!!")..... Ah, Momma Mia!!!"

No wonder Columbo's trenchcoat was so crumpled up!! Having to put up with First Mate Julio and his amigo Jose all that time!! Good thing they eventually went on to discover Cuba!

.... And, boys and girls, that's why you'd always see Captain Columbo, crumpled up trenchcoat and all, always portrayed sucking on the remnants of a fine Havana cigar!!! :tonofbricks:

 

I've seen the list before and really like it. For kicks, I went and searched this a week or so ago on the BB. An old thread came up with people like Dobson, Ruckman, and such. That one was pretty funny as well!

 

Hey, I know those churches. They split over the cooking of the chicken. One wanted to fry the sucker, the other group wanted to BBQ it with hell fire. They split and one group moved across the street.

They are all chickens. However, I may apply for being a circuit preacher with all the chicken cookin going on!!!!!!!!

 

Ross Perot:

Listen to me, I'm all ears!

I have a chart here to prove why the chicken crossed the road!

That giant sucking sound you hear? That is the sound of chicken companies moving to Mexico for cheap labor!

George W Bush:

Ross is really dumb. I mean, come on, the chicken companies don't have to move anymore. I made it easy for the Mexicans to come here.

Come on Ross, that giant sucking sound that Mexico is hearin? That is the sound of Mexican "undocumented" workers commin to America to make our chicken even cheaper!

I guess you could say I caused the de-chickification of Mexico!

 

Imagine that

 

Most chickens cross the road away from Baptist churches to avoid becoming the center attraction of the next pot luck.

 

Possible BB responses:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

• It was predestined to.
• It did so of its own free will.
• It was trying to get away from an NIV on that side of the road.
• It was trying to get to a KJV on the other side (or KJB, depending on your preferences).
• It was a Church of Christ chicken, and it was getting away from the sinful piano.
• It had to. A BB mod banned it on the side it was on.
• To escape the ads at the top of the BB page.
• It actually never crossed the road...it went to the middle and sat down. It was committing suicide: too many Palin/Obama threads.
• Come on...it's a Baptist Board. All chickens run from us.

 

Barney Frank: The chicken could no longer live the lie of being a chicken hawk trapped in a chicken's body. The chicken crossed the road because they recognize same-chicken unions over there.

 

Now that is really funny! LOL :laugh:






:smilewinkgrin:
At least you tried. You got more guts than I do gurl! lol.

 

So does that mean the chicken crossed the road to style another chicken's feathers, or redecorate its coop? Or maybe the chicken ice-skates...

 

I agree Candy, I think you sold yourself short... :applause: :thumbs: