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Humorous Quotes by BB Members #1

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by Barnabas H., Oct 16, 2005.

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  1. Bible Believing Bill

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  2. Elnora

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    In the topic Check out this webcam,
    Sue ask how you could tell a male and female eagle apart? So I gave her an answer to which she said,

    Padredurand cleared up her confusion with...
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  3. Elnora

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    Donna, who just got her new picture up with her and the grandbaby hugging her cheek, posted about a terrible storm they had today. And the reply by padreurand.....

     
  4. D28guy

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    Funniest thing I've read lately...

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    Mike
     
  5. blackbird

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] </font>[/QUOTE]BBB---Gib MEANT to say "rabid" and not "avid"

    I know people like that----rabid yard sale shoppers---every Saturday morning at 5am they go to "foamin' at the mouth!!!" Just can't wait to hit the streets!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. Gina B

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    This post caught my eye, as this is all it said. I did a double-take and then read the rest of the thread to figure out why Uncharted Spirit was questioning the Christ's methods!
     
  7. I Am Blessed 24

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    Originally posted by Jim1999 in the Coffee House during a conversation about having teeth pulled.

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    Taken from This Thread in the Bible Versions/Translations Forum...

    Posted by MaxDeaf:

    :eek: :eek: :eek: In a Christian/Baptist Forum? Oh My! [​IMG] :eek: [​IMG]

    I'm all for the KJV, but that's going a little overboard, if you ask me. ;)
     
  9. Mishelly

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    :eek::rolleyes::laugh::tongue3:
     
  10. Brother Bob

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    Heard a preacher preach on that one time. (no response what so ever) I told you I was getting old and have seen a lot in my time. :)
     
  11. I Am Blessed 24

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    Posted in the Coffee House by menageriekeeper (about her hubby's broken-down truck).
    Maybe someone stole it? :laugh:
     
  12. I Am Blessed 24

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    Originally posted by annsni:
    I hope she isn't going to be one of the exhibits! :laugh:
     
  13. Barnabas H.

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    The following quote was posted in The Common Ground Coffee House #106 by Helen, following her work on a 62-page research of her husband, Barry, while trying to negotiate Greek letters on a Microsoft Word.....

    :)
     
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    I hope no one else has mentioned this. There was once a newer member who was anquished about lusting in his heart over women in his church. He was asking if he should approach them to confess his sins.

    BBob, I think, posted that if he did, "I sure bet their husbands will help you repent".

    :thumbs:

    peace to you:praying:
     
  15. Benjamin

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    Yep, it was BBob, :laugh: :laugh:
     
  16. Barnabas H.

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    Hey, that's cute canadyjd. Keep it coming. :thumbs:
     
  17. Scarlett O.

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    :laugh: :applause: :laugh: :applause:
     
  18. Barnabas H.

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    Thanks for sharing that Scarlett O. :thumbs: I think Helen spoke for us all. She is quite a gal. :type:
     
  19. I Am Blessed 24

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    DonnA made a typo in this post in the "What's for Dinner?" thread. :laugh:

     
  20. Barnabas H.

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    Boy, that's a good one. Does DonnA know about it? I guess she does know it now...... :)
     
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