A Professional Writer has Solicited My Business

ITL... Just answer him...

After looking at your email hard and long
To accept your offer, my money would soon be gone!

Hey I'm a poet too... That will be five bucks... Brother Glen

 

Everybody knows poets are rich, right? I would advise any would be writer who wants to rich through his or her work to become a poet.

 

Amazing!

 

Too bad he doesn't know any Somali princes. I'm still waiting for my $7 million.

 

My wife has always said... If these people put as much energy into helping people as to scamming them, what a better world this would be... Brother Glen

Btw... Somali huh?... Mine was Nigerian... He didn't get a red cent!

 

That may be true or not JOJ but nothing can compare to what you and I have, according to this song I've led in church... Brother Glen

"I'd Rather Have Jesus" Lyrics [edit]
by Selah | from the album You Amaze us


I’d rather have Jesus than silver or gold
I’d rather be His than have riches untold
I’d rather have Jesus than houses or lands
I’d rather be led by His nail-pierced hand

CHORUS:
Than to be the king of a vast domain
And be held in sin’s dread sway
I’d rather have Jesus than anything
This world affords today

I’d rather have Jesus than men’s applause
I’d rather be faithful to His dear cause
I’d rather have Jesus than worldwide fame
I’d rather be true to His holy name

CHORUS

He’s fairer than lilies of rarest bloom
He’s sweeter than honey from out the comb
He’s all that my hungering spirit needs
I’d rather have Jesus and let Him lead

 

Sir? Elizabeth? That's a head scratcher.

There once was a poet online,
Whose work was exceedingly fine.
They wrote InTheLight,
And explained his plight:
"My gender you'll never define."

 

After reading your poem I remember
Confusing and who is the sender?
Wresting in my mind
I couldn't define
Then Sir, Elizabeth, must be transgender!... Brother Glen

 

Well, looks like you guys may be able to give Sir Eli a run for his money and change lifes working with services that help people save their nerves. I hear the best markets are in Canada, USA, China and even Russia.

But first you may need to change your names to something like Emily Poe or Julia Ward Chaucer. Skip George Eliot, as it’s already taken, and too obvious anyway.

Then just start sending out e-mails to people who likely need your professional help. You can start with some guy named InTheLight. He’s sure to post your solicitation in prominent places.

Let us know if Elizabeth is really the only one who can solve all their problems! We're all just dying to know.

 

Well Sir Elizabeth sent his email again
To another not a Christian man
He committed a sin
Now he/shes looking at ten
Never try to scam Uncle Sam!... Brother Glen

 

That poetry scam makes me wince,
Just like the Nigerian prince.
My entire inbox
Is but scams and rogue bots,
And one lonely meme of Mike Pence.