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Texting For Seniors

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, May 13, 2019.

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    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member
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    Okay you old duffers my wife loves to text and I'm doing good if I can type, so I'll start the list she gave me and you all can't add those, you know... Brother Glen:)

    BFF... Best friend fell
    BTW... Bring the wheelchair
    TTYL... Talk to you louder
    BYOT... Bring your own teeth
    LMDO... Laughing my dentures out
    FWIW... Forgot where I was
    IMHAO... Is my hearing aid on?
    OMMR... On my message recliner
    ROFLACGU... Rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up
     
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    I guess if I did learn to text this would probably be my first one!

    GMTR... Give me the remote... Brother Glen:Biggrin

    Oops... I forgot?... GMTRP... Give me the remote... pleeeeease!
     
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    I just thought of another one, a personal favorite of mine.

    NACF... Not another chick flick:eek:... Brother Glen:)
     
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