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How about this rule for those who have no sense of humor?

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  1. Salty

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    I notice that so many people will only post in just a handful of threads -if not just one or two.

    Here is my suggestion - for every 25 serious posts - a member MUST post something in the game forum - or in the jokes and humor forums. And for every 200 posts - you must start a thread in the game forum or joke forum.


    So why do these pickle pusses refuse to have a little bit of fun on Baptist Board

    (wrong answers only!)
     
    #1 Salty, Aug 20, 2021
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    If you pickle a puss(cat) you don’t have a sense of humor.

    Why do ppl pickle a puss(cat) to begin with?

    If’n they get drunk, would that constitute a pickle(d) puss(face)?
     
    #2 SovereignGrace, Aug 20, 2021
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    On the other side of this street is the cynics dispensary. This place shells out malice hidden in humor. Self-depreciating humor is never sold there.
     
    #3 Van, Aug 20, 2021
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    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper pusses.
     
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    To be honest with you Salty, I have no idea what forum I am posting in. I just click "new posts" and start replying to the interesting ones.
     
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    A vaccinated Arminian, an unvaccinated Democrat, and a Calvinist step into a bar...
     
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  7. Salty

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    and the Bartender is a dispensation
     
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    That speaks in tongues
     
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    Precisely my approach!
    The only time the "forum" matters to me, is when I am initiating a post & I want to get it in the right one; & this is probably 50 or less over a 15+/- year period.
     
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    Why many dont post in the joke section

    It is a sin for Baptists to laugh

    (I think it has something to do with that Trontro blessing)
     
    #10 Salty, Sep 2, 2021
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    Jesus wept!... Did Jesus laugh?... I don't if Jesus did or not, he was on a serious mission!... But I do!... As the saying goes... Laughter is the best medicine... What did Curly say?... “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk”... Brother Glen:Roflmao
     
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    What should be avoided?

    Laughter
     
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    A termite walks into a bar and asks a customer, "Is the bar tender here?"
     
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    Fred, with a piece of flint stone, stepped into the quarry and saw Barney rumble ….

    the rest I don’t remember
     
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  15. Salty

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    The question is why was Barney involved in a rumble?
     
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    I demand a recount of my suggestion in the OP!
     
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    That's one...
     
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    I think it's because most of what can be said without breaking a rule, is not funny.
     
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    A Calvinist tripped and fell down a long flight of stairs, got up, brushed himself off, and said "whew... I'm glad that's over!"
     
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    and he was eaten by worms and died.
     
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