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Funny Quotes from BBc Members #3

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Oct 22, 2001.

  1. Joseph_Botwinick

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    Well,

    It's about time somebody quoted me on the funny pages...I have been dropping funny quotes all over the board.

    Joseph Botwinick [​IMG]
     
  2. donnA

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    Joseph Botwinick

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> It's about time somebody quoted me on the funny pages...I have been dropping funny quotes all over the board. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  3. Jamal5000

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    LOL

    Who needs Sit-Coms when you got the best comedy show that I can find right here. :D
     
  4. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jamal5000:
    LOL. Who needs Sit-Coms when you got the best comedy show that I can find right here. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Congratulations Jamal5000, you just made the BB funnies! ;)
     
  5. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kachana:
    Apparently they fly with their broom sticks the wrong way round, the broom part should be at the front (which I don't think makes sense as bits of dust and dirt would fly into your face as you flew around).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL!!!! LoL!!! I'm sure they appreciate this little bit o' wisdom! Well said! *hehe*
     
  6. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Larry:
    Every head bowed and all eyes closed, no one is looking around. (Speaking in a low voice) if you think the altar call is a psychological ploy, raise your hand. … I see that hand…. Yes … yes… hands up all over the Internet.


    If you think the altar call is biblical, raise your hand. … I see that hand…. Yes … yes… hands up all over the Internet.


    ………Fifteen minuets of the same song, over and over and over, with my pleading you over the music…………

    If you raised your hand come up front and post. There are counselors who will be glad to post with you.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LSTOL! (translation: Laughing SO TOTALLY out Loud) *hehe*
     
  7. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ernie Brazee:
    Our Pastor teaches the adults and high scholl age. Yes, he uses the "lecture" method, wouldn't want a discussion type class as all that does is show everyone's ignorance...kinda like Baptist Board. (LOL)
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I couldn't really decide if this was funny...so you guys decide!
     
  8. Bible Believing Bill

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Posted by Rev. Joshua Villines

    Adding two posts to get past the "666" mark. I have enough credibility issues on this board as it is.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Don't let Joshua put anything on your hand or head! :eek:

    Just kidding Rev.!

    Bill
     
  9. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin (how he met his future wife): We met informally, irritated each other, were absolutely obnoxious. When she wanted, finally, to apologize for her behavior (God was convicting her) she asked to meet.
    So we had our first "date". I bought her ice cream in the snack shop. We talked, I laughed at her lame attempt to apologize for not being "christian" in return to me. She dumped her ice cream in my lap. Friday the 13th of September, 1968.
    One week later I was in love, told her we would get married some day. No ice cream around.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Cute, [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] very cute!
     
  10. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by paul hadik: I understand some Trail of Blood theorists and Baptist Briders trace busing (true busing by the way) all the way back to Genesis 24:61-63...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rlvaughn: [​IMG] Paul, I have been around "Trail of blood theorists and Baptist Briders" all my life, and I've never heard that one! Though there may some of that category who believe that, please don't blame it on all of us!! :eek:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [​IMG]
     
  11. PackerBacker

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    Paul Hadik gets another one:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by paul hadik:


    you seem offended by my sarcasm and ask if I was taught that at BJ.
    Sarcasm 101 is no longer required at BJ but since we are a fundamentalist school I did have to take 2 semesters on "religious in-fighting".
    paul
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  12. Clint Kritzer

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    On the thread "earings and tatoos":

    Originally stated by Dr. Bob Griffin: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Move over, Archie Bunker, that's my lazy-boy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Reply by Rev. Joshua Villines: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> If you start calling me "Meathead" it's going to put a strain on our friendship. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I can't believe I beat everyone else to that one! :D

    [ January 16, 2002: Message edited by: Clint Kritzer ]
     
  13. Brother Adam

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    From Gina:

    "What was Eve's punishment? Pain, she had to obey a man."

    :eek: :D :eek:

    UNP
    Adam
     
  14. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rlvaughn:
    ...I think it's time to come up to the lick log and deal with it...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL...this cracked me up!! Tickled my funny bone I suppose! *hehe*

    [​IMG]

    [ January 18, 2002: Message edited by: Kathy ]
     
  15. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Optional:
    Our pastor tells this same joke (I know...extra-biblical) about once a year.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL!! Good one!
     
  16. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin in the Books/Publications Forum, under the Absolute Propaganda thread: Obviously my attempt at a little humor was heard zooming overhead. I posted, very seriously, that to debate the ISSUES of a book was proper in the Theology Forum.
    Didn't anybody remember the Godfather who was "in charge"? That is what we Administrator's do; we kiss the ring of the Webmaster and our sworn oath is to "take out" troublemakers. :D
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You mean the Webmaster has ring on his finger, isn't that extra Biblical? ;)
     
  17. Clint Kritzer

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    Posted by Tuor down in the "other religions" forum:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Hey now, hobbits do exist.
    They are nothing more than an imbred group of short humans who like to eat and have hairy feet.

    These attributes fit rather well with some people I know!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...and here I thought Tuor had never met me...
     
  18. Gina B

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    I AM NOT A HOBBIT!
    I AM NOT A HOBBIT!
    WHAAAAA!
    :D
    Signed,
    da Hobbit. oops. da Gina
     
  19. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Wells:
    I'm withholding my vote until near year's end. Please mail your tax deductable bribes to my PayPal account! :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL!!! Do I hear $20.00??? $20.00 going once.....*hehe*
     
  20. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Clint Kritzer:
    ...maybe we could get together and "rub eyeballs" someday!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is this one of those sayings? LoL What does it mean??? It got me to giggling for sure tho!
     
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