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Global Warning II, now its Mars

Discussion in '2007 Archive' started by Deacon, Mar 2, 2007.

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  1. Deacon

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    Since the "Global Warming Hypocracy" thread is already on page 4, I thought I'd begin another thread on the topic.

    Turns out GLOBAL WARMING is for real...
    From space we can see the recession of the polar ice caps.....

    ON MARS! [LINK]

    Could it be caused by mans presence on Mars???
    (i.e. the extended stay of the Martian rover).

    Rob
     
    #1 Deacon, Mar 2, 2007
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    No, the answer is that NASA sent a secret probe to Mars with Rosie O'Donnell as its occupant. Upon landing, she started complaining about Donald Trump, Opra, and NRA, and conservatives in general. NASA scientists in charge of the probe have determined every time she opens her mouth, the hot air melts 3 cubic yards of ice.

    I hate to tell you all this, but Al Gore has it right. Global warming is man made, and that man is named Rosie O'Donnell.[​IMG]

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    Deacon and Saturnineptune


    You two are putting Holland Pa and Ky in peril ..what if Mars Attacks because of your interference ...worse yet, you bring the wrath of Rosie to your doors....you will be to blame! and only yourselves to blame ..you better have your Slim Whitman tapes and cds ready for the Martians as for Rosie a giant jelly donut may work but really cannot gurantee it. btw aren't we all pigs since we all like a big jelly dounut every once in awhile.:smilewinkgrin:


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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYHeZCEFwhI

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    Global warming is definitely not at the top of my worry list, but I'll bet there is a ton of hot air coming out of that mouth.

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    "Are you sure you don't mean TONS???" - Signed, Language Cop

    Ed
     
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    Since she is already on Mars, maybe she could take that rocket up a few miles, jump out, and become Mars' third moon.
     
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    And until now we used to blame this on flatulent cattle.
     
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    Man oh man what happened to my big jelly donut??

     
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    The article is more than the headline and first page.

     
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