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50 Years of Math

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Steven2006, Aug 18, 2008.

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    1. Teaching Math In 1957

    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

    2. Teaching Math In 1967

    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

    3. Teaching Math In 1977

    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

    4. Teaching Math In 1987

    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

    5. Teaching Math In 1997

    A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok )

    6. Teaching Math In 2007

    Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
     
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    Words of wisdom (& ain't from me!!) MATH is a 4-letter word!;:))!!! ..... Math waved bye, I'm outta hear 4 good! 2 me mucho yrs ago. Were it not for my calculator (on which I usually hit the WRONG keys [I get "keyed up a hole loot!!:) ;(....I'd bee ina H E AP a trouble boooy!! :) ;( )!!! I remember someone telling me that God isn't into Numbers!! (Guess he/she/it never read the 4th book of the OT!) OTOH, I still recall my 9th Grade Math teacher! Get this: His name was Mr BADman!! The time he must have spent on me HOOO Boy!! OTHO, he actually made math "interesting" 2 me! As a semester project, we had 2 make up our own baseball league....replete w/ HRI's & Batting averages 4 each team in our "league." AND then, we had to work on up to the WORLD series!! NOW, that's a chore, esp. 4 some1 like "You KNOW who!!??!!" :) ;( :) ..... And that was in 1961!! a fore dem dare pocket calculators were even THOUGHT of! I wish there were more Mr Badmen! He BAAAD! (Just sews U no!!) Guess I'd better look into dat dare book that comes right after LEVItiecuss again! God bless y'all reeeel good!! :) :) ...
     
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