A different kind of modesty

That word is certainly not acceptable in my home or my 'circle' of friends. Flatulence would have been much more appropriate.

 

Well, I'm teaching my kids not to use the "F" word, but it's difficult to use another word that's too long, so they whisper it to me.
No public showers....just....eew! And I never undress in front of anyone but my spouse.
And I put makeup on. Noone wants to see that, I'll bet!
One of the hardest parts of being in the hospital was there was no modesty at all. I love nurses to death, but "modesty" is not in their vocabulary!

love,

Sopranette

 

Flatulence? Have not heard this word before.

So one might say....


"I am so sorry dear but, I just flatulenced"



hmmm....not sure about that

 

Burr...cold

A hose

You can sure rough it! Wonderful

Did the men and women wait in line to do this? Sounds like an inexpensive way to go.

After riding 60-80 per day, I want a shower. There are also sinks and a mirror. I need to blowdry and style my hair with gel. Must shave and wear deodorant or I don't feel right. Maybe I'm a wimp

 

Sorry I am blessed, but if you said flatulance in my presence, I'm afraid I would burst out laughing! This is the funniest word!!! It's way funnier than the "f" word. :laugh:

You could say "silent emissions". Although some aren't so silent. :laugh:

 

My kids say "toot," at least in my presence, and vise versa.

 

twitterpated

 

I think Sue stole the word "Flatulence" from a Walt Disney movie. LOL

 

Ummm, Joe, here in the south, twitterpated means "puppy love".

As in: "Awww they're so twitterpated."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Flatulence | ... 'flatus''', and is expelled from the [[rectum]] in a process also known as 'breaking wind'.

​

 

Love stinks.




:tonofbricks:

 

You got it! :applause:

We just finished watching Bambi, that's the only time I have heard the word "twitterpated". Remember the word from watching it years ago.

But that might not mean much, as I hadn't heard of the word flatulence either....

A friend told me Twitterpated was a made up word for Bambi. Yet I couldn't find the orgin of the word online


Here's a portion of the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXBbgzQmpJw

 

My Dad used to call it "shooting indians" or "making boomies":laugh::laugh:

 

I appropriated an old phrase regarding flatulence. It was "hoist by his own petard."

The phrase basically means one was injured by a device intended to harm others.

One of its meanings is "bomb," used to breach city gates or walls in medieval times. Another meaning is to "break wind."

In our family, then, flatulence became known as "hoisting one."

 

Even though it's been said that the "f" word is offensive, along with the obvious action it defines, the subject has taken over this thread.
Why?
Because for some reason, it's the funniest thing on earth and we all know it.

I'll bet even Bro. Shane has had a laugh or two.

 

Comedy gold, Jerry! Gold!

:laugh:

 

Deuteronomy 22:5 prohibits me to leave the house with makeup.