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A little girl and the homeless

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member
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    Jul 28, 2009
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    One day I went and visited some old friends of mine. They were good people, but they were very liberal.

    Their little girl came up and told of her aspirations:

    "I am going to help the poor" she says

    Her parents are smiling ear to ear, obviously proud

    "Great!" I say, "can I help you?"

    "Yes" she replies

    "Okay, come over to my place tomorrow, I'll pay you 20 dollars to rake my yard. When you are finished, we can go find a homeless person to give the 20 dollars to."

    The little girl pauses for a minute, thinking it over than asks "Why don't you just go and hire the homeless person to rake your yard instead of me?"

    "Congratulations! You just became a Republican!" I exclaim

    Her parents haven't spoken to me since
  2. abcgrad94

    abcgrad94 Active Member

    Jan 12, 2007
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    HA! I like that one!