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A Long Life

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by SGO, Oct 11, 2021.

  1. SGO

    SGO Well-Known Member

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    A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life,

    the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.

    The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.

    She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren,

    and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
     
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  2. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    That was a blast :Whistling
     
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  3. SGO

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    She took a powder.
     
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