Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation to the Everglades in Florida.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very upset with the "no haggle" attitude of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it up onto the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more dead alligators. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

The blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, 'Man o Man', this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"