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An atheist in the woods

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Benjamin, Feb 19, 2010.

  1. Benjamin

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    An atheist was walking through the woods.

    'What majestic trees!
    'What powerful rivers
    !
    'What beautiful animals!
    He said to himself.


    As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.


    He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.


    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..


    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


    He tripped & fell on the ground.


    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him...


    At that instant the Atheist cried out,
    'Oh my God!'


    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.


    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

    'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
    'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

    Am I to count you as a believer?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?


    'Very well,' said the voice.


    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:




    'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.
     
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