Anyone Trick-or-Treating This Year?

It’s confession time. I’m beginning to think I may be getting too old for this trick-or-treat business. Why?

10. I get out of breath just walking to the first house on the block.

9. I have to have our dog soften up the candy for me by chewing on it first.

8. I ask for high-fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops some candy in my trick-or-treat bag I struggle to keep my balance.

6. People say, “Great Frankenstein mask!” Sadly, I’m not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens I yell, “Trick or … ” and can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, I have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. I have to carefully choose a costume that holds my waist in.

2. I’m the only Ninja Turtle in the neighborhood pushing a walker.

1. My grandkids are embarrassed to be seen with me out in public.

 

WOW!! Did the Baptist Board freeloaders bus show up?? And why am I learning about this only NOW??