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Atheist teacher

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by jilphn1022, Sep 30, 2008.

  1. jilphn1022

    jilphn1022 New Member

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    A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

    There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

    "Because, I'm not an atheist."

    Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
    "I'm a Christian."

    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.

    "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."

    The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

    "What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

    Lucy paused, smiled and said, "Then, I'd be an atheist!"
     
  2. Plain Old Bill

    Plain Old Bill New Member

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    Good for Lucy!:thumbs:
     
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    :jesus: :thumbs: :applause: Kudos Lucy
    Faithgirl
     
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