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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by thisnumbersdisconnected, Feb 17, 2014.

  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    The game is simple. I give an answer, then the next poster asks a question pertaining to my answer, followed by an answer for the person below them to make a question for, and so on.

    First answer: 1,713
     
  2. prophet

    prophet Active Member

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    What is the number of feet I can run, before collapsing?



    Moose Tracks.
     
  3. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member

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    All that remains of the failed Moose railroad venture.

    Candied apples.
     
  4. prophet

    prophet Active Member

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    Hilarioose! But you forgot to make it a question.
    That really is funny!
     
  5. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    Why did Padre get me to play this game?




    Three Baptist Churches
     
  6. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member

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    Let's try this again.... What is all that remains of the failed Moose railroad venture?

    Now answer the candied apple thingy and, while we're at it, pretend that Salty never posted. :tongue3:
     
  7. Scarlett O.

    Scarlett O. Well-Known Member

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    Candied apples -

    What treat was secretly invented by a group of dentists and denture makers?


    trifocals
     
  8. InTheLight

    InTheLight Well-Known Member

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    What type of prescription eyewear is recommended to people over 70 and no others?

    Edible underwear.
     
  9. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member

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    I believe it is Salty's turn now. I don't have a 10 foot pole.
     
  10. JamesL

    JamesL Well-Known Member

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    In one game we had pants. Now, what do we find in its sister thread?

    Mulberries
     
  11. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Well, you didn't answer the previous question, exactly, but we'll let that pass. The answer to your question is, "What do I do when I think about berries?" You guys are having fun with this! Good.

    Answer: Running boards.
     
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    What does the Chairman of a Baptist decision making body do?

    Poached eggplant
     
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  13. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    What crime does the Department of Natural Resources investigative division rarely get called out to investigate?

    Moon pie.
     
  14. convicted1

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    What do you see when you catch a pie with it's pants down?


    Outboard Motors
     
  15. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    What did Mr. Outboard name his used car lot?

    Frequent flyer
     
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    What is a spring chicken?


    ObamaCare.
     
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    How do you destroy an economy, the U.S. Constitution, and the country in less than five years?

    Dog eat dog.
     
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    What show did Brooke Burns look really good in?

    Constipation
     
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    Constipation

    Why does Nancy Pelosi look like that?

    [​IMG]

    Minefield
     
  20. SaggyWoman

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    Why eat Colace?

    Independence Day.
     
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