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    What two species would make the most unusual offspring?

    Noodles and roofing tacks.
     
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    What do roofers' arms feel like when they have carpenters' elbow and what are they supposed to be driving in when they feel like that?

    Pneumononoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
     
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    What HUGE word does a braggart spell to try to make themself appear to be smarter than the average brain dead Kansas City Royals' fan?


    Slapstick comedy and Adolf Hitler.
     
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    What does the guy who can't spell that word prefer for entertainment, and who does everybody hate?

    Two yellow cards.
     
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    What do you have after you cut one big yellow card in half?


    Marina, tacos, rabbits, giraffes, soda pop, roofing tar, one pair of tennis shoes...no strings btw.......
     
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    What did the tornado leave all jumbled together after it hit the zoo next to the lake?

    Gypsum, latex, limestone, dolomite, water, perlite, vinyl polymers, crystalline silica
     
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    What ingredients are found inside breast implants.

    Mustard, asphalt, leaves, potatoes, grass, a riding mower with three flats, a cow, pears, school bus, rotor rooter, and an outboard mower.....
     
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    What came out when Godzilla threw up?

    Anthony Weiner, Bajingo Sisters, Buzz Aldrin, Eve Mendes, Dumbo, John Kerry.
     
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    Who were all that were part of Anthony Weiner's media "circus"?
     
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    Hm ... no answer.

    And you accuse me of not tracking?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Oopsy again...


    Horse shoes.....
     
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    Other than hand grenades, where else does "just being close" count?

    Security fence
     
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    Where do security guards go to buy stolen goods?


    Runny nose in summer
     
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    What was the name of James Goldman's lesser known and much less successful sequel to "Lion in Winter"?

    25 or 6 to 4
     
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    How many yards did the last place horse run in the 2014 Kentucky Derby, and what were the odds?

    Bad hair day....
     
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    What does the Goth kid in the Sprint commercials have every day?

    Fire and ice ...
     
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    Who did Earth take back in after Earth, Wind, and Fire broke up, and who took Wind's place?


    Horse's tail....
     
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    What kind of stories did Secretariat used to tell the other horses in the stud pasture?

    Mind over matter
     
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    In a division equation that involves "mind" and "matter", how does it appear on the chalkboard if you divide "mind" by "matter"....


    Cow pasture....
     
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    What does a cowboy with new boots stay out of?

    Flibbertigibbet
     
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