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    What's the name of that doo-hickey that goes on the end of a thingamuhbob?


    Flabbergasted....
     
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    What did Flabber do when the town needed a gast?

    "If you like your doctor ... "
     
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    Keeping with the theme of the song "If you're happy and you know it", what words would you use when you put your doctor in that song?

    Radio stomp line-dancing....
     
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    What do cheap people do instead of paying a cover charge to go line dancing at a club?

    Mylar foil, chewing gum, 3/8" rachet, linguini, razor blades and an A1M1 Abrams tank track ...
     
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    What are the only parts the U.S. can afford to repair their tanks?

    Thailand deed....
     
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    We can't afford that much ... :laugh:

    What did the housewife say when asked by the flooring company if she wanted hardwood or tile in her front entry?

    Bargain basement pricing
     
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    What is it call when you tell someone how much you'd take for your bargain basement.


    Cougars and bears in the woods dancing to "Shake your booty"...
     
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    How do you know the forest animals got into your still's mixin's?

    Benny Feilhaber
     
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    What's old man Feilhaber's son's name?

    Shorts, socks, shoes, and a hanky....
     
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    What are the minimum equipment requirements for a long distance runner competing at the height of hay fever season?

    Prescription for disaster
     
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    When a disaster gets sick, what can Dr.'s write them to make them fill better?


    Stumped toes....
     
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    What do you call a logger's toes that have been "shortened" by an axe accident?

    Finding Nemo ...
     
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    When Nemo came up missing, what was his momma trying to do?


    Cheetohs, paper clips, toe nail filings, bondo, and one booger....
     
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    What's that stuff that gets stuck to the bottom of a wastebasket when you empty it?

    Needle nose pliers, foul ball, virgin olive oil, emergency escape rocket, Bazooka Joe's
     
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    What was found in Gaylord Perry's glove?


    Mad Hatter, Toto, Moby Dick, Dick Tracy, Calvin and Hobbes, Limp Bizcuit, court jester, and Gilligan....
     
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    What are the complete contents of Joe Biden's library?

    Sheaves, sheep, shekel, showbread
     
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    I am needing some wool. What can I use to hoist them into the bed of my truck, what animal do I need to buy to get wool, how much does one cost, and what can I take to eat for lunch? :tongue3: GOTCHA!!!! And good!!


    Click, tock, slop, bang, uhum, smack, pitter-patter, and boing....
     
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    What does a broken grandfather clock sound like?

    First and goal from downtown with the bases loaded and a free kick coming after an icing call ...
     
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    What are the different scenarios in sports that can happen simultaenously, if one has every TV on in their house?


    Snot, hotcakes, coffee, tic tacs, rollerblades, broken glasses, shoestring potatoes, and one broken down Ford F150....
     
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    ... "in October" ... :laugh:
    Would would I rather have than a brand new GMC truck?
     
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