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  1. Palatka51

    Palatka51 New Member

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    Taxing the American people into the stone age.


    How does one break the 24 DVD addiction?
     
    #61 Palatka51, Feb 9, 2009
  2. SaggyWoman

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    Smoke an 8 track.

    How do you say "no" to someone you like?
     
    #62 SaggyWoman, Feb 11, 2009
  3. Enoch

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    You move to Bora Bora and open a Starbucks.


    How do you nonchalantly remove the spit off your bottom lip that someone sprayed you with while talking?
     
    #63 Enoch, Feb 12, 2009
  4. SaggyWoman

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    Quickly spray it with lysol.

    How do you stop when your brakes have gone out?
     
    #64 SaggyWoman, Feb 19, 2009
  5. Ed Edwards

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    Have your passenger get on the hood & act like a NUT.
    Squirrels will be attracted. With a bit of good fortune, enough
    Stupid Squirrels will get smashed under the wheels that your car
    will stop.

    How do i figure out what to put next? People are waiting for
    me to really be profound, so nothing plain or ordinary will 'work'.
     
    #65 Ed Edwards, Feb 19, 2009
  6. Magnetic Poles

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    Use a magic 8 ball.

    How do you make Bud wiser?
     
    #66 Magnetic Poles, Feb 25, 2009
  7. tinytim

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    Get Bud's sister Bubba to smack him over the head with one of Ed's car-stopping squirrels....

    How do I prove the sky is not blue?
     
    #67 tinytim, Feb 26, 2009
  8. SBCPreacher

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    Spray paint!! A lot of spray paint!!


    How do I get my wife's van to run smooth?
     
    #68 SBCPreacher, Feb 26, 2009
  9. tinytim

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    Don't let her drive!!! YOU drive it!

    How do I get more money?
     
    #69 tinytim, Feb 26, 2009
  10. SBCPreacher

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    Play the lottery!! Everybody wins!!


    How can I REALLY get more money??
     
    #70 SBCPreacher, Feb 26, 2009
  11. tinytim

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    Quit your job and plead your case to Obama...


    How do I get rid of warts?
     
    #71 tinytim, Feb 26, 2009
  12. Magnetic Poles

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    Dip 'em in gasoline and light with a match.

    What is the best way to give a cat a bath?
     
    #72 Magnetic Poles, Feb 26, 2009
  13. Bro. Curtis

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    Bring him in the tub with you.

    How do I go from 0 to 60 mph the fastest ?
     
    #73 Bro. Curtis, Feb 26, 2009
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    Put weights on your shoes.

    What's the best way to diet?
     
    #74 abcgrad94, Feb 27, 2009
  15. SBCPreacher

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    Have your lips stapled shut.


    How can I make everyone in my church love me??
     
    #75 SBCPreacher, Feb 27, 2009
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    Resign. :laugh:

    How do I convince my MIL that I am allergic to her?
     
    #76 padredurand, Feb 27, 2009
  17. SBCPreacher

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    Now that's just too funny to let it go!
     
    #77 SBCPreacher, Feb 27, 2009
  18. abcgrad94

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    Using pink nailpolish, paint hives all over your body.

    How do I get people to stop tailgating me?
     
    #78 abcgrad94, Feb 27, 2009
  19. tinytim

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    Get out and whomp them with your rollingpin

    Now how do I remove pink fingernail polish that looks like hives?
     
    #79 tinytim, Feb 27, 2009
  20. abcgrad94

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    Scrape briskly with brillo pad and de-greaser.

    How do I get the kids' handprints off the walls?
     
    #80 abcgrad94, Feb 27, 2009
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