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  1. PreachTony

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    Send the raccoon an email telling him he's being sent to another country.



    I have two people talking to me at the same time. Which one should I listen to?
     
    #1061 PreachTony, Mar 2, 2015
  2. Salty

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    The first one of couse

    Tony wants to be the second President of the CSA
    who should be his Vice-resident.
     
    #1062 Salty, Mar 2, 2015
  3. PreachTony

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    Easy... Larry the Cable Guy





    Apparently someone claiming to be me is running around saying they want to be President of the CSA. What should I do about this?
     
    #1063 PreachTony, Mar 2, 2015
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    Call Netanyahu.




    My hands feel swollen.
     
    #1064 SaggyWoman, Mar 15, 2015
  5. Salty

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    #1065 Salty, Mar 15, 2015
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    Because we were playing games in American Theology for a while and decided to return.


    I am at the beach and want to look for sharks.
     
    #1066 SaggyWoman, Mar 20, 2015
  7. PreachTony

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    Go to the local butcher shop and request their "scrap" meat. Stuff that into your scuba suit and I promise the sharks will come to you.





    There's a spider on the ceiling of my office. How should I go about removing it?
     
    #1067 PreachTony, Mar 23, 2015
  8. SaggyWoman

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    Spray it with Agent Orange.

    I want to go home but cant.
     
    #1068 SaggyWoman, Mar 24, 2015
  9. Salty

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    Just tell people you live in East Germany.


    What store should I shop at to find some agent Orange
     
    #1069 Salty, Mar 25, 2015
  10. PreachTony

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    Go to Office Depot, look for an employee named Greg, and ask about the "morning brandy..." He will go to the back and bring you a bucket of "white-out." This is your agent orange.






    What movie should I show the family this weekend?
     
    #1070 PreachTony, Mar 25, 2015
  11. convicted1

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    It's a thriller with lots of blood shed. It also has name callings, finger pointings, banishments, crying babies, hardhearted peoples...it's called.....drum roll please....

    'I once was a Baptistboard Member'...get lots of pepto, it's quite sickening to watch...


    A bum is waving me down doing the macarena?
     
    #1071 convicted1, Mar 31, 2015
  12. PreachTony

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    get lots of pepto, it's quite sickening to watch...





    What's the best method for getting chocolate syrup out off a suede shoe?
     
    #1072 PreachTony, Apr 2, 2015
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    I just saw Bro. Tony burning his shoes. Should I buy him a new pair or just let him walk barefooted?
     
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  14. Salty

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    Actually encourage him to walk barefoot on nails.


    How can Padre and I sneak aboard the Love Boat.
     
    #1074 Salty, Apr 2, 2015
  15. PreachTony

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    What did I ever do to you? :smilewinkgrin:


    Fake mustaches...




    I just saw two guys with obviously fake mustaches trying to climb on board a boat. Should I call the authorities?
     
    #1075 PreachTony, Apr 2, 2015
  16. convicted1

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    Nope. Just use tranquilizer darts on them. That'll teach'em better than to try to steal a free ride.


    I know a Brother who has been slack on his attendance at another christian message board....
     
    #1076 convicted1, Apr 4, 2015
  17. Salty

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    Tell him he is feeling quilty about not spending enough time on BB.


    How can I find another Christian message board to be on?
     
    #1077 Salty, Apr 4, 2015
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    Go to an atheist chat room, then ask them to suggest a Christian message board you can join.

    Where can I find a cheap reliable used car?
     
    #1078 Bible Believing Bill, Apr 7, 2015
  19. PreachTony

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    You just missed it (by four months)...back in December I had a '95 Chevy Cavalier that was going to be turned into a submarine before Bosley torched it. :smilewinkgrin:






    I'm considering trying to change the United States over to the metric system. Thoughts?
     
    #1079 PreachTony, Apr 7, 2015
  20. Salty

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    Yes, go to an atheist board and ask them if that would be the Christian thing to do.

    My wife wants to visit Atlanta, Ga. I dont.
    What should I say to her to talk her out of it?
     
    #1080 Salty, Apr 7, 2015
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