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  1. PreachTony

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    Tell her that if the Atlanta Braves don't want to be in Atlanta, then neither do you.




    I was just hired by the Atlanta Tourism Board. What should I do to get more people to visit Atlanta?
     
    #1081 PreachTony, Apr 7, 2015
  2. Salty

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    Sen the Braves back to Boston


    Should we allow Preach Tony to post in the Baptist section if he becomes Amish
     
    #1082 Salty, Apr 7, 2015
  3. SaggyWoman

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    As long as he doesn't type with his fingers.






    How do I help someone become a citizen of the US?
     
    #1083 SaggyWoman, Apr 7, 2015
  4. Bible Believing Bill

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    First you sneak them across the Rio Grande.

    How should I invest my last $100?
     
    #1084 Bible Believing Bill, Apr 8, 2015
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    Lottery tickets and smokes.

    I'm thinking of a good way to tell the Pastor he isn't doing a very good job of covering his bald spot. Any suggestions?
     
    #1085 Gib, Apr 8, 2015
  6. PreachTony

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    Hand him a yarmulke and suggest he convert...





    I was handed a baby opossum by my neighbor. What should I do with it?
     
    #1086 PreachTony, Apr 8, 2015
  7. Gib

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    Hand it back ten-fold.

    My Sunday to sing is this Sunday. What should I sing?
     
    #1087 Gib, Apr 8, 2015
  8. Bible Believing Bill

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    I'm a little teapot.


    Where should I go out top dinner?
     
    #1088 Bible Believing Bill, Apr 8, 2015
  9. Salty

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    The Bottom Lunchbox.


    My wife is upset I haven't done the laundry for the past 3 months.
    What should I say to convince her that its normal to only do washing every three months.
     
    #1089 Salty, Apr 8, 2015
  10. Bible Believing Bill

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    Tell her she gets to buy enough clothes to last for three months without washing.


    How do I keep my wife's cat from hissing at me everytime I walk past?
     
    #1090 Bible Believing Bill, Apr 8, 2015
  11. Salty

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    Send you cat to me - at least you will get a break every three months when I wash you cat with my clothes.


    How much admission should I charge when Gib sings "I'm a little Teapot" at Sunday School.
     
    #1091 Salty, Apr 8, 2015
  12. Gib

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    $10 with a 60/40 spilt. I'm not greedy.

    If I'm going to sing "I'm a little teapot" I should dress the part, but don't want to offend anyone. What should I wear?
     
    #1092 Gib, Apr 8, 2015
  13. convicted1

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    [​IMG]


    You may want to spray paint it black....


    I just saw a guy wearing a pink teapot costume going into a hardware store desiring to buy a can of black spray paint...
     
    #1093 convicted1, Apr 9, 2015
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    Make him show ID and fill out a police request form - too many jerks spraying cars after dark.


    Should Gib wear a fake mustaches while singing?
    How about a Beatles hair piece?
     
    #1094 Salty, Apr 9, 2015
  15. PreachTony

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    I dunno...he'd probably look like this...
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    Bro. Willis just called and said someone stole his pink teapot costume. What can we do to help?
     
    #1095 PreachTony, Apr 9, 2015
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    Have him call Larry the Cable guy.


    Why would someone call Larry the Cable Guy to find a pink teapot costume?
     
    #1096 Salty, Apr 9, 2015
  17. PreachTony

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    Probably because you told me to tell him to do just that...





    The BB has been sued for defamation by Larry the Cable Guy. What should we do?
     
    #1097 PreachTony, Apr 9, 2015
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    Call Johnny Cochran!

    If the teapot doesn't fit, you must acquit.


    How do we raise the money to pay Johnny Cochran?
     
    #1098 Salty, Apr 9, 2015
  19. PreachTony

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    We're Baptist...let's have a bake sale!




    How do I tell Salty that Johnnie Cochran died over ten years ago?
     
    #1099 PreachTony, Apr 9, 2015
  20. convicted1

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    [​IMG]...this is more Brother Salty's advance technology...

    I'd tried sending Bro. Salty a PM, but his box is full. How can I get him to empty it to send him one??????
     
    #1100 convicted1, Apr 10, 2015
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