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  1. tyndale1946

    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member
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    Look under the bed maybe you misplaced it!... I went to bed last night and this morning I woke up on the couch not knowing how I got there... What should I do?
     
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    Quit arguing with the wife. You're going to lose every time.

    I swallowed my bubble gum.
     
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    Put ice on your belly button before it swells.

    I can't find my energy.
     
  4. tyndale1946

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    Listen to your body and look in the mirror!.. You are definitely not twenty any more!
     
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    But you left us hanging.. what bad advice do you need?
     
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    Tyndale is perfect - he doesnt need advice

    Since I cancelled my cable service - I cant get any cable channels
     
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    I'm old and my hair is falling out... What do I do?... Brother Glen
     
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    Buy some gorilla glue and a toupee. My foot's itching.
     
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    Climb your neighbor's pole, asking the local police to help you hook it up.

    I have some gorilla glue and a toupee for Brother Glen
     
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    Get Chuck Norris to hold Glen down when yo apply it


    I want to go to Denver, Co - but dont know who to visit
     
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    Dr. Phil. Anyone who wants to go to the land of the Broncos needs psychiatric help.

    It's cold here tonight...
     
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    Have fire for supper.

    My belt shrunk over the winter and is now too small....what should I do?
     
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    Start eating more lettuce...

    My knee is hurting...
     
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    Well stop exercising it will kill you...

    My car battery died...
     
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    Try BPR.

    I only have 12 candles for a 14yr old's B'day cake.
     
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