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Sometimes a joke is the best thing a thread can be!

 

This place reminds me of a particular Bob Dylan Song...

They'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're walking on the street
They'll stone you when you're trying to keep your seat
They'll stone you when your walking on the floor
They'll stone you when your walking to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
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Too bad you feel that way. I was being dead serious when I said what I said.
I don't think it was a joke. And now you have your chance to put whomever you wish on your IGNORE LIST and keep participating.

In any case, neither on this board nor an any other medium is it OK for Christians to resort to personal attacks. It is one thing for someone to say that I am wrong---another thing entirely to say that I am stupid, or a heretic or I'm on my way to hell.

 

Troll alert!!! Troll alert!!!.....Responses to thread...........not critical..........is....trolling....is....of no value...is aaauuughhhhh. (dies slowly):laugh:

 

What did you expect? :laugh:

 

Amen to that...

....this board is like that song. And a lot of those who post here remind me of an old Steve Taylor song, "Guilty by Association!"

Give a listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UplOF-GtoS8

Here's the words: Guilty By Association - Steve Taylor

So you need a new car? Let your fingers talk a walk...
Through the business guide for the "born again" flock...
You'll be keeping all your money in the kingdom now
And you'll only drink milk from a Christian cow.
Don't you go casting your bread
To keep the heathen well fed
Line Christian pockets instead
Avoid temptation

Guilty by association.

Turn the radio on to a down home drawl
Hear a bryl-creem prophet with a message for y'all
"Well I have found a new utensil in the devil's toolbox
"And the heads are gonna roll if Jesus rocks.
"It's of a worldly design, God's music should be divine!
"Try buying records like mine, avoid temptation"

Guilty by association.

So you say it's of the devil and we've got no choice...'Cause you heard a revelation from the "still small voice" (Hey You!).....If the Bible doesn't back it then it seems quite clear, Perhaps it was the devil who whispered in your ear.

Well, it's a Telethon Tuesday for The Gospel Club
"Send your money in now or they're gonna pull the plug!"
You just remember this fact when they plead a beg:
When The Chicken Squawks Loudest Gonna Lay A Big Egg
You could be smelling a crook, you should be checking The Book.
But you'd rather listen that look, the implication:

Guilty by association.

Then there's his song "Whatever Happened to Sin?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NVO12MBN4g

And here's the words!

The Christian counselor wrote, quote "Who is the only humane choice ahead
If you can't support it
Why don't you abort it instead?"
You say you pray to the sky
Why?
When you're afraid to take a stand down here
'Cause while the holy talk reads like a bad ad lib
Silence screams you were robbing the crib
Say it ain't none of my business, huh?
A woman's got a right to choose
Now a grave digger, next you pull the trigger what then?

Whatever happened to sin?

I heard the reverend say"
Gay is probably normal in the Good Lord's sight
What's to be debated?
Jesus never stated what's right"
I'm no Theology nut
But the Reverend may be a little confused
For if the Lord don't care and he chooses to ignore, ah
Tell it to the people of Sodom and Gomorrah

Call it just an alternate lifestyle, huh?
Morality lies within
Consciences are restin',
please repeat the question again

Whatever happened to sin?

When the closets are empty and the clinics are full
When your eyes have been blinded by society's wool
When the streets erupt in your own backyard
You'll be on your knees praying for the National Guard

If you don't care now how the problems get solved
You can shake your head later, that you never got involved
'Cause the call came a ringing from the throne of gold
But you never got the message, never got the message
'Cause your mind's on hold

A politician next door
Swore he'd set the Washington Arena on fire
Thinks he'll gladiate them
But they're gonna make him a liar
Well, he's a good ole boy who was born and raised
In the buckle o' the Bible Belt
But remember when you step into your voting booth
He'll never lie, he'll just embellish the truth
Promises were made to be broken, right?
You've gotta play the game to win
When you need support, tell them that you born again

Whatever happened to sin?

 

Here is another great song from the 60s by Joe South. It fits the majority of the nonsense on the Baptist Board that has nothing to do with telling the Gospel. This is for you KJVO, no dancers, no lottery tickets, Landmarkers, and other such associated nonsense.

Oh the games people play now
Every night and every day now
Never meaning what they say now
Never saying what they mean


And they wile away the hours
In their ivory towers
Till they're covered up with flowers
In the back of a black limousine


[Chorus:]
La-da da da da da da da
La-da da da da da de
Talking 'bout you and me
And the games people play


Oh we make one another cry
Break a heart then we say goodbye
Cross our hearts and we hope to die
That the other was to blame


Neither one will give in
So we gaze at our eight by ten
Thinking 'bout the things that might have been
It's a dirty rotten shame


[Chorus]


People walking up to you
Singing glory hallelulia
And they're tryin to sock it to you
In the name of the Lord


They're gonna teach you how to meditate
Read your horoscope, cheat your faith
And further more to hell with hate
Come on and get on board


[Chorus]


Look around tell me what you see
What's happening to you and me
God grant me the serenity
To remember who I am


Cause you've given up your sanity
For your pride and your vanity
Turns you sad on humanity
And you don't give a da da da da da

 

I have had to place so many on my ignore list that some threads have no longer have any content.

 

That is kind of amazing with only 52 posts.

 

Must be a lonely sandbox you're playing in...

 

I've been on this board for 7 yrs and have gotten into some heated debates, been insulted, called names (including heretic, stupid woman, ect.), but I never, not once put anyone on ignore. If someone gets to me, I just back off. If you can't take the heat, get out of the forum! :laugh:

 

I have been reading for a long time (2008), I just don't post. The ignore list is an effective filter.

 

Amy, you dumb broad.

Hey, I just wanted to make you feel at home! :laugh:

 

Awwww...thanks! That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! :laugh:

I feel right at home!

 

Good!

Anytime I can help, let me know! :laugh:

 

But you ARE a heretic, Amy. You deny that fried chicken was used by the Early Church.