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Baptist Pastor Weight Reduction Program

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by saturneptune, Aug 18, 2013.

  1. saturneptune

    saturneptune New Member

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    Pastors, for only $99.99 a month, an eat all you want diet, and if you call in the next ten minutes, we will give you the secrets of eating an extra fried chicken a day.

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  2. InTheLight

    InTheLight Well-Known Member
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    When I clicked on this thread I thought it was going to be about astronaut training. You know, the only way to get Baptist pastors to lose weight is to get them in outer space.

    I'll get me coat...
     
  3. saturneptune

    saturneptune New Member

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    According to the National Zoological Society, the rarest living species on earth is a thin Baptist preacher.
     
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