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Borrowing Dad's Car

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member
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    Jul 28, 2009
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    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
    father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

    His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades
    up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your
    hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

    The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
    offer, and they agreed on it.

    After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your
    grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible,
    But I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

    The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
    noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
    Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong
    evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

    .......(I love this)........

    Without missing a beat the father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked
    everywhere they went?