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Brain Transplant

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by BigBossman, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. BigBossman

    BigBossman New Member

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    Some may not find this funny & others might. I thought it was funny.


    In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired & somber.

    "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain."

    The family members sat silently as they abosrbed the news. After a time, someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"

    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain."

    The moment turned awkward. Some of the men had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women. A man unable to control his curiosity finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?"

    The doctor smiled at the childish innocense & explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they have been used."
     
  2. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

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    It's part of the plan. We let them wear their brains out, then they are easier to controll. :D

    :eek: Did I say that?

    We need smilies for me hiding.
     
  3. Gwen

    Gwen Active Member

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    ............[​IMG]................
     
  4. Gwen

    Gwen Active Member

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    How about this one:

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  5. Salamander

    Salamander New Member

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    Shhhhhhhh! My wife might see this!:smilewinkgrin:
     
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