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Keep your fat in your chair instead of hanging out the back in my space and it won't get hit... No wonder God calls his people children... At a Christian concert?... My, my, my... After I read this I almost fell out of my chair, thank you Lord for the mood change... Brother Glen

 

Yep, when she turned around and almost shrieked "he hit me" it scared him and he jumped and grabbed my neck and buried his head in fear. Then, it was on. Dont mess with my kids!

We were at a Christian rock concert. Bumping, hitting, jumping, and even the occasional mosh pit happen. Its not hymns at Sunday morning service.

 

Then you broke into a rendition Of Jesus Loves Me This I know For The Bible Tells Me So... But I don't know about you... You know I've been on here a long time and just when you think you heard everything, you post this... Now That's Entertainment... And just when I thought the Humor Forum was dead... You showed me the funny... Don't forget your Halo on Sunday... Brother Glen

 

Nope, I was mad. It took me a little bit to get my temper down a bit. When her "friends" told me what the did, it turned funny. After intermission, she switched seats with someone in her group and the young teenager behind her there spilled his Coke on her.

 

You must have thought that was poetic justice as you got quite a kick out of it?... Or did a angel (I didn't say what kind) cause the kid to spill the Coke?... Brother Glen

 

I honestly thought it was funny. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

 

You sure you were at a Christian concert?... You are from Georgia... You sure you weren't listening to Charlie Daniels... The Devil Went Down To Georgia?... Just checking... Brother Glen

 

Yeah, it was. I must admit that in my backslidden days I went to quite a few Charlie Daniels and David Allen Coe concerts. At none of them, even factoring heavy alcohol consumption into the equation, did I run into anyone as mean spirited and bitter as this woman was. Give me the option of having to hang out with full patched Hells angels or her and I will choose the Angels in a heart beat. I have a lot of patience with people in general. But I have very little patience with bitter acting people.

 

Is there such a thing as a christian rock concert?

 

The modern term is Contemporary Christian music.

 

Is there a "Christianized" version of heavy metal music?

 

Most definitely... Well we all know what a Christian is... A concert, the formal definition is agreement, accordance, harmony... Now the only thing missing is the Rock... Add the Rock and you have a Christian Rock Concert... Let me explain

My hope is built on nothing less
Than Jesus’ blood and righteousness;
I dare not trust the sweetest frame,
But wholly lean on Jesus’ name.
Refrain:
On Christ, the solid Rock, I stand;
All other ground is sinking sand,
All other ground is sinking sand.

That is definite Christian Rock... Anyone disagree?... Brother Glen

 

There is Christian music that has heavy metal guitars in it. Music is neither Christian or secular, lyrics determine that.

 

No, it is non-denominational.

 

That explains much.

 

Yes, but it's really bad, both musically and (usually) theologically.

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Perhaps, but I have belonged to Baptist churches that were almost as bad.

 

Baptist churches are definitely not immune from being unfriendly.