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Church Split

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Justified, Aug 13, 2002.

  1. Jim1999

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    The answer, my friends, is simple. You remember Zaccheus. The song says it all"
    Zaccheus was a wee little man, and a wee little man was he.
    He climbed up into the Sycamore tree,
    for the Lord he wanted to see.....
    Said te Lord to he,,,Zaccheus.....come down.....for I'm coming to your house for TEA!

    Cheers.

    Jim
     
  2. Abiyah

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    That's the one, GrannyGumbo! We call him
    "Mountain Walker" around here. Anytime he
    has a day or a week off, he heads for the
    mountain. He is a great guy, even though he
    has absolutely pagan taste when it comes to
    pop; he drinks 7-Up. Pray for him, people.
     
  3. Ps104_33

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    I knoe an Episcopalian priest in our area who drinks CROWN ROYAL [​IMG]
     
  4. GrannyGumbo

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    The Episcopalian priest who drinks Crown Royal(yes, I know what it is 'cause I saw an ad once in a ladies' magazine) ;) anyway-does it now make him a whiskeypalian priest? :D &lt;--I hates dem teef!

    YIKES! Ps104_33~Look at the # of your posts! :eek: 666

    [ August 17, 2002, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: GrannyGumbo ]
     
  5. Justified

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    Ps104,

    Now, that's another thread! :D

    And that is totally against God's Word! :eek:

    "It is always better to stand up for conservatism, then to fall into liberalism" Justified Version ;)
     
  6. Bro. Curtis

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    ... "whiskypalien"...

    :D :D :D :D :D
     
  7. SaggyWoman

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    WhiskeyPepsi? Hmmmmmm. I am all for a church split.
     
  8. Justified

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    Will we ever get an answer to my question? :confused: :rolleyes: :eek: [​IMG] :D :cool:

    "It is always better to stand up for conservatism, then to fall into liberalism" Justified Version ;)
     
  9. Sularis

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    Bah heathen Pepsi drinkers - ask yourselves this question - who does the more tasteless ads?

    Why it is the Dark Prince's drink Pepsi!

    Coke forever - Pepsi never - But Jolt whenever I can get it!
     
  10. GrannyGumbo

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    W O W !!! I remember drinking a Jolt once! :eek: It burned even more than the old-time nickel Coca~Cola in a short glass bottle! ;) They "pulled" it from the shelves around here because of too many 'complaints'. :confused:
     
  11. Gary D

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    Coke is it! How did that song go? I 'd like to buy the world a Coke and furnish it with love, plant apple trees, swat honey bees....and something about a dove???

    J I guess according to 1 Cor 14:34 it'd be real quiet; :D they'd be busy drinking Pepsi.

    Gary
     
  12. Justified

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    And snow white turtle doves? :D

    "It is always better to stand up for conservatism, then to fall into liberalism" Justified Version ;)
     
  13. TheOliveBranch

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    I will not give up my Pepsi, but can anyone tell me what "PepsiBlue" is? :confused:
    Could it be competition for Vanilla Coke? :D
     
  14. Bible Believing Bill

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    Blue Pepsi kinda scares me! :eek: After all what self respecting cola would be blue.

    I think its Satan trying to tempt us way from the water of life (root beer).

    Bill
     
  15. Justified

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    How do you turn a cola blue? :eek: :D

    "It is always better to stand up for conservatism, then to fall into liberalism" Justified Version ;)
     
  16. GrannyGumbo

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    How do ya turn a cola blue??? "Put it in da freezer! heh-heh-heh :D No, wait~take away it's fizz! hee-hee :rolleyes: Ok, really, you make it hold its breath! haha-haha :eek: Oh stop me, puh-leeze! [​IMG]
     
  17. Clint Kritzer

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    Tell it that it's a long walk to Memphis and that old guitar ain't gettin' it nowhere! Talk about that no good, low down woman that left it. It may help to rename it "Blind Melon Chitlun" or something like that.

    If that doesn't work, try talking about a favorite pet that died. That always turns me blue.

    [ August 21, 2002, 02:12 AM: Message edited by: Clint Kritzer ]
     
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