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Da End Iss Near

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Palatka51, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. Palatka51

    Palatka51 New Member

    Oct 25, 2007
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    One day Sven & Ollie, local pastors, were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said: "DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"

    As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

    >From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash...

    Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"

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