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Daughter Moving Out

Discussion in 'Political Debate & Discussion' started by InTheLight, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. InTheLight

    InTheLight Well-Known Member

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    Last night, my daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop..."

    "Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again...And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brothers."


    Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...


    "Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."
     
  2. glfredrick

    glfredrick New Member

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    Perfect~!

    Start "sharing the wealth" with her today instead of waiting until Jan 20!
     
  3. billwald

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    Social Darwinism at work. Every new generation produces some who are smarter than their parents.
     
  4. Deacon

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    Tell her to get a job - that should cure her of the hopey-wishy illness infecting many Obamites.

    Rob
     
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    kyredneck Well-Known Member

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    I can think of some worser things she could have said.......

    (I've 3 daughters and 3 granddaughters)

    (no sons, except for an obstinant surly independent tomcat and two papillons)
     
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  6. Earth Wind and Fire

    Earth Wind and Fire Well-Known Member

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    Can I have the car then.....:laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  7. mandym

    mandym New Member

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    This is a joke
     
  8. Earth Wind and Fire

    Earth Wind and Fire Well-Known Member

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    Oh Shucky Ducky!!! :laugh:
     
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