1. Welcome to Baptist Board, a friendly forum to discuss the Baptist Faith in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to all the features that our community has to offer.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!

Deer for breakfast anyone?

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Oct 4, 2009.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2009
    Messages:
    10,851
    Ratings:
    +752
    Faith:
    Baptist
  2. just-want-peace

    just-want-peace Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2002
    Messages:
    5,653
    Ratings:
    +131
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Can't hear, cause my puter is mute - very interesting video though!!
     
  3. Gwen

    Gwen Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2004
    Messages:
    4,107
    Ratings:
    +5
    Wow!! Amazing!
     
  4. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2004
    Messages:
    4,404
    Ratings:
    +66
    Faith:
    Baptist
  5. DrRandyGrace

    DrRandyGrace New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2007
    Messages:
    137
    Ratings:
    +0
    Amazing Video! Padre, why doesn't the state of NY want anyone to invite their neighbors in for breakfast?
     
  6. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2004
    Messages:
    4,404
    Ratings:
    +66
    Faith:
    Baptist

    Chronic wasting disease they claim. Apparently state studies show that artificial feeding makes the deer "yard up" longer than when they forage naturally. That extends the potential for one CWD deer infecting many.

    I know many states allow feeders or, as in this video, a breakfast table.
     
  7. Johnv

    Johnv New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2001
    Messages:
    21,321
    Ratings:
    +0
    Oh deer ...
     
  8. Deacon

    Deacon Well-Known Member
    Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2002
    Messages:
    7,061
    Ratings:
    +284
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Ugggh, deer are in rut around here and a bit skiddish.

    I almost ran one down this morning on my way to work.
    Turns out the main predator around here is the SUV
    A neighbor has seen a few coyotes recently hopefully that will keep those antlered rats in check.

    Why would anybody want to tame them?

    Rob
     
  9. Revmitchell

    Revmitchell Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2006
    Messages:
    39,131
    Ratings:
    +2,360
    Faith:
    Baptist
    That is unfortunate unless they were to take them in and protect them from now on.
     
  10. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2009
    Messages:
    10,851
    Ratings:
    +752
    Faith:
    Baptist
    We have kamikaze deer here, that have perfect timing, that wait till just the right moment to jump from the bushes at night in front of your automobile and inflict great and expensive to repair damage, and just generally turn your world upside down for a while. I have been attacked, sucessfully, four times now, by these terroristic, suicidal animals, and have had two vehicles totaled by these attacks.
     
  11. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2004
    Messages:
    4,404
    Ratings:
    +66
    Faith:
    Baptist
    I promise to do my best to reduce the deer population by all legal means come November. If I save just one Buick, I will have done my part. :thumbsup:
     
  12. DrRandyGrace

    DrRandyGrace New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2007
    Messages:
    137
    Ratings:
    +0
    The coyotes will be more of a problem than the deer. If you have an outside pet, don't get too attached. Keep an eye on the indoor pet when you let it out for its constitutional. You even have to keep an eye on the kidlings!
     
  13. DrRandyGrace

    DrRandyGrace New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2007
    Messages:
    137
    Ratings:
    +0
    It is my theory that there is also a deer Mafia. A couple of "enforcer" bucks, Vinny and Guido,:tongue3: toss deer in front of cars when they fall out of favor with the "Family." :smilewinkgrin:
     
  14. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2004
    Messages:
    4,404
    Ratings:
    +66
    Faith:
    Baptist
    "If you ever miss one, it's because the bullet's moving too fast. Slow
    the bullet down to 55 miles an hour, put some
    headlights and a little horn on it --
    the deer will actually jump
    in front of the bullet."


    ~ Comedian Ron White
     
  15. tinytim

    tinytim <img src =/tim2.jpg>

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2003
    Messages:
    11,250
    Ratings:
    +0

    Al Queda Deer.. I tell ya!!!.. Osama is training deer to be suicide jumpers.. and is training geese to fly into planes...

    I say, kill the terrorists.. in season of course!!! LOL
     
  16. Deacon

    Deacon Well-Known Member
    Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2002
    Messages:
    7,061
    Ratings:
    +284
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Motorists warned of rutting deer
    By: GEORGE MATTAR AND BEN FINLEY
    Bucks County Courier Times
    October 04, 2009


    AND don't invite deer to breakfast >>> Have them for dinner ... with gravy.

    Rob
     
  17. tinytim

    tinytim <img src =/tim2.jpg>

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2003
    Messages:
    11,250
    Ratings:
    +0
    I have a couple suicidal Bambi's sleeping in my yard right now!... I saw them bedded down as I came home a little bit ago.
     
  18. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2009
    Messages:
    10,851
    Ratings:
    +752
    Faith:
    Baptist
    We live adjacent to 3400 plus acre power company property that is thick with wildlife; deer are like sheep here. My wife takes a young sweet tender 18mo virgin doe every year for the freezer.
     
  19. Gina B

    Gina B Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2000
    Messages:
    16,944
    Ratings:
    +3
    I really hate to ask this, but what is a virgin doe? If it's what it sounds like, how on earth does anyone know? And how do you know it's 18 mos? And where did I leave my hairbrush?
     
  20. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2009
    Messages:
    10,851
    Ratings:
    +752
    Faith:
    Baptist
    :laugh: I figgered someone might ask......An 18 month old virgin doe is a last year's fawn that hasn't come into heat yet. You get familiar with who's who and who's whos' when you live amongst them like we do, and, for the trained eye they're not hard to spot. It's very common to see an older mother doe with one or two fawns from this year and the fawn from last year still with her. These 18 mo old does tend to be good quality along with good quantity meat. We don't hunt for the horns, however young bucks are good eating too. I just think the does are better for eating.
     
Loading...