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Disproof of Evolution

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by JonC, Jun 21, 2014.

  1. JonC

    JonC Lifelong Disciple
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    It just hit me. Evolution cannot be true. As proof...I am getting ready to go to a wedding. If evolution were true then men would have learned thousands of years ago....unless, of course, it is a longer process. :rolleyes:
     
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    Marriage is where two people live together day after day which is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. :tongue3:
    (Contributed to Bill Cosby)
     
  3. Winman

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    I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.

    Rodney Dangerfield
     
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    I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

    Rodney Dangerfield

    This one had nothing to do with marriage, but it was so funny I just had to share it. :tongue3:
     
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    Plus survival of the fittest flies in the face of the democratic party....sorry I just had to.
     
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    Never thought about this point before! As you say, if true, the D party would have vanished eons ago. :tongue3:
     
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    Yes, we agree. I don't think Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid would have survived in a purely evolutionary world.....:tongue3:
     
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    After God created Adam, God said to him, "It is not good that man should be alone, I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash your clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

    Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

    God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

    Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"
     
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    :applause::laugh:
     
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