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Don't mess with the Preacher!

Discussion in '2007 Archive' started by tinytim, Jul 28, 2007.

  1. tinytim

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291250,00.html


    TAFT, Calif. — A former Bakersfield police officer turned pastor helped nab a man who allegedly stole a car from his church's parking lot.
    James Kilgore, pastor at Taft Free Will Baptist Church, said he always keeps a gun and handcuffs in his fanny pack. They came in handy on Tuesday, when one of his elderly parishioners left Bible study to find his car had vanished.


    How many Puns can we get out of this one?
     
  2. LeBuick

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    I don't know about pun's but a gun call fill your Church and handcuffs are a great way to keep them in the pews... :laugh: :wavey:
     
  3. Deacon

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    Pistol-packing pastor (previously policeman) pursues prisoner procuring parishioners purloined Packard.

    Rob
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Alliterative acumen always awes!!!
    :applause:
     
  5. Brother Bob

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    Man oh man, I hope some on here don't get guns!!
     
  6. 2 Timothy2:1-4

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    I want one. Can I have a gun?!
     
  7. tinytim

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    I can hear it it now....

    "Go ahead punk make my day! Now repent or else!"
     
  8. Brother Bob

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    Drop it! All of the Deacons have you covered, and they all belong to the mob..............:)
     
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