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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by saturneptune, Mar 24, 2012.

  1. saturneptune

    saturneptune New Member

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    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
     
  2. Tom Butler

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    Hawhawhaw. I'm just now reading this and it took me a while to get it.

    I got it. Hilarious.
     
  3. Godspeaks2me

    Godspeaks2me New Member

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    I don't get it. Let's take this joke one step at a time. Question #1. How does a skeleton walk?:confused:
     
  4. convicted1

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    Well, this tells me one thing; that skeleton can't hold his booze....:tongue3:
     
  5. Salty

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    But wouldn't his BLOOD alcohol level be 0.00?
     
  6. saturneptune

    saturneptune New Member

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    with two legs
     
  7. Scarlett O.

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    I meant to tell you the first day that I read this that this was REALLY funny!! :tongue3:
     
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