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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by saturneptune, Mar 24, 2012.

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  1. saturneptune

    saturneptune New Member

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    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
     
    #1 saturneptune, Mar 24, 2012
  2. Tom Butler

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    Hawhawhaw. I'm just now reading this and it took me a while to get it.

    I got it. Hilarious.
     
    #2 Tom Butler, Mar 26, 2012
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    I don't get it. Let's take this joke one step at a time. Question #1. How does a skeleton walk?:confused:
     
    #3 Godspeaks2me, Mar 27, 2012
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    Well, this tells me one thing; that skeleton can't hold his booze....:tongue3:
     
    #4 convicted1, Mar 27, 2012
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    But wouldn't his BLOOD alcohol level be 0.00?
     
    #5 Salty, Mar 27, 2012
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    with two legs
     
    #6 saturneptune, Mar 27, 2012
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    I meant to tell you the first day that I read this that this was REALLY funny!! :tongue3:
     
    #7 Scarlett O., Apr 17, 2012
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