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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salamander, Jan 3, 2009.

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    Salamander New Member

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    True: we're on our way to our church the day after halloween. I see a dead rabbit in the road and call it to the attention of my family. One of my sons asks, "What happened to him, Daddy?"

    I said, "Well, he must have dressed up like a opossum for halloween and got hit!"

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    Chicken crosses road for only one thing: to prove to the opossum it can be done!
     
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    Armadillo: armoured creature now found in the indigenous lower regions of the USA, also known as "opossum on the hafl-shell":smilewinkgrin:
     
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    It is now concluded and strongly advised to NEVER allow opossums or armadillos as school-crossing guards!:thumbsup:
     
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