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Dumb jokes only

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salty, Dec 4, 2021.

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  1. AustinC

    AustinC Well-Known Member

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    You know the rotation of the earth...

    ...really makes my day. :Cool
     
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  2. Salty

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    I have always wondered how the sun would rise
    then one day it dawned on me
     
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  3. Alcott

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    What was Marshal Matt Dillon's favorite sport?

    Dodge ball.
     
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    Why did the chicken run across the road?

    To get to the other side faster.
     
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  5. RighteousnessTemperance&

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    I believe my hopeful heirs refer to these as “Dad jokes.” Thanks for increasing the repertoire. They sometimes manage to suppress them, but I relish the groans. :Thumbsup Carry on. I certainly intend to. :Wink
     
    #25 RighteousnessTemperance&, Dec 6, 2021
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    A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked. Hey, why the long face?
     
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    What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?
    “Dad?”... Brother Glen:Biggrin
     
    #27 tyndale1946, Dec 6, 2021
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    A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you do that?"
     
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  9. Salty

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    Artificial legs?
     
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    I'm glad Humpty Dumpty is having a great fall.
     
    #30 Alcott, Dec 6, 2021
  11. Salty

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    Actually-it was much better when for him when with his Spring into action
     
    #31 Salty, Dec 6, 2021
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    The king and queen of the red gold potatoes had a daughter who fell in love with a russet, who was a sportscaster. But they forbid her from seeing him, declaring "No daughter of ours is going to marry a commentator!"
     
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    Why did the cow cross the road?

    You mean you don't know?... Come on now, well, the way I heard it was, to get to the udder side... Brother Glen:D
     
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    Now that's udderly rediculous..........
     
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  15. tyndale1946

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    You know Dave that's exactly what I said when I heard it... Brother Glen:Biggrin
     
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    Udder than that, I couldn't think of anything to say.........
     
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    Well the one that told it to me, I looked him square in the face and said, you know that's "BULL"... No he said, I'm positive it was a cow... Brother Glen:D
     
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  18. just-want-peace

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    'Pears as how a bunch of you guys missed an excellent opportunity to be guests on HEE HAW!!:Laugh:Roflmao:Tongue:Sneaky:Smile
     
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  19. tyndale1946

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    Well back in the day, I would have said Buck up, but if we did that we would be Owen you something... Brother Glen;)
     
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  20. Salty

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    What time of day was Adam created?
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    Ready -
    you may want to sit down

    okay - here is the answer:

    A little before Eve!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #40 Salty, Dec 8, 2021
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