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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by John3v36, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. John3v36

    John3v36 New Member

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    EVER WONDER ...

    Why the sun lightens our hair,
    but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara
    with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline
    'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what
    they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with
    artificial flavor, and dish washing
    liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all
    your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the
    slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored
    cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle
    for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black
    box that is used on airplanes? Why
    don't they make the whole plane out
    of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments
    when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is
    Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call
    the airport the terminal?
     
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