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Father Knows Best?

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Palatka51, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. Palatka51

    Palatka51 New Member

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    The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "You had a good
    idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It
    worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."

    The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me
    adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to
    church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n' roll gospel
    choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony."

    "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are
    open to the new ideas of youth."

    "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "But
    I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."

    "But, Father," protested the young priest, "My confessions have nearly
    doubled since I began that!"

    "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "And I appreciate that. But the flashing
    neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' canNOT stay on the church roof."

    [forwarded by Rick Barnhouse]


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